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Nobody will know you’re stoned if you’re always stoned.

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Some should judge a little less and look at their lives a little more.

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So tired of looking in my wallet and not finding $10,000

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I wonder how much this “Never mind, it’s only 10 bucks” has already cost me?

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I wish I could throw tomatoes at comments.

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Just cleaned my room in case Beyoncé was somewhere close to my house and her car broke down, and she needed somewhere to sleep.

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It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s only Wednesday.

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“I’m getting to an age where I realize I shouldn’t have laughed at my grandparents for having an ‘upstairs’ vacuum.”

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The best part of Thanksgiving is being with family and friends, and a vast array of pies.

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Every time I ask my husband to bring me something out of my purse, without a doubt, he’ll bring me my whole purse. Why are purses so scary to men, lol.

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Ripping the fishnets off my slutty little oranges.

Trending via YouTube:

I’ll never be badass enough to walk around chewing on a toothpick.

Trending via Messenger:

Not to brag, but I was unhinged way before it was cool.

Trending via WeChat:

After having a week off, my boss returns to work today. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

Breaking via Threads:

I’m not talking to my husband and I don’t think he even knows it.

Making waves on Facebook:

Santa: “Don’t leave me milk. Leave me whiskey.”

Trending via Reddit:

The 80s were wild, man. You had bands naming themselves after predatory cats with hearing problems.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Life hack: You can turn your ordinary sofa into a sofa bed by simply forgetting your wife’s birthday.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Skinning your knee as an adult is so humiliating. That’s the toddler injury.

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I lost my composure in 1992. I haven’t seen it since.

The real hack is pouring all that lover girl energy into yourself.

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Transforming into my own walking romance novel, starring me, myself, and I! 💃💕📚

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Wine shopping is 10% grape variety and 90% “ooohh, this one has a pretty label.”

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New year; new me. Just kidding. I’m already awesome.

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Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.

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I hope the babies I was born with at the hospital are doing good.

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I’m starting to understand the distant uncle.

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I swear, if my memory was any worse, I could plan my own surprise party.

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49 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m just falling in love with my problems now. Maybe they’ll leave me too.

63 shares on Snapchat this month:

I think my dog always follows me to the bathroom because I always follow him outside and he thinks that’s the way it works.

68 shares on WhatsApp this month:

80s movies: Let’s go to the future! Today: Let’s go back to the 80s!

82 shares on Instagram this month:

Millennials aren’t having kids because no one’s made lo-fi hip-hop beats to yell at your kids to.

19 shares on Messenger this month:

Normalize responding to work emails with: “What the hell are you talking about?”

19 shares on Messenger this month:

My lips could use some attention today.

38 shares on Twitch this month:

Please don’t dm me with the intention of dating me. You deserve less.

35 shares on Pinterest this month:

It’s so important to have people in your life who expand your snack horizons.

81 shares on Discord this month:

My brain at 2 a.m.: “You up?”

86 shares on YouTube this month:

How does world hunger exist when we can fry air?

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Work is the worst video game ever.

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Accessories can really boost a woman’s self-confidence. For example, I know I would feel 10x sexier if I carried a sword with me at all times.

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I unload the dishwasher backwards… just to feel something.

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Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!

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I didn’t like my beard at first… then it grew on me.

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There’s an epidemic of people just staring at their phones in their parked cars.

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Is anyone else really scared for how stupid and illiterate the next generations are gonna be?

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Mario Kart turned out to be the best training for winter driving.

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I tried to act normal once, worst five minutes of my life.

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Probably the worst thing about the death of print media is the devastating effect it’s having on the producers of traditional ransom notes.

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Spotted on Twitch:

His hands wouldn’t stop talking to me, your honor.

Live now on Messenger:

I want you to know that whatever problems you’re having, I’m hear to ‘like’ them.

Broadcasted on Slack:

As a child, my family’s mealtime menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed and cleaned everything thoroughly. Today I’m putting the cockroach in the bathroom.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Whoever said having a crush is when you feel the most like Carrie Bradshaw was so real for that.

Going viral on Discord:

My husband is trying to convince me that we’re in a situationship. “The situation is that we live in the same house and love each other.”

Freshly posted on Telegram:

So deep in her Instagram story, I accidentally liked an ad for a Toyota.

Going viral on Reddit:

Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Eating spaghetti to forgetti my regretti.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

“The heart wants what the heart wants,” I whisper as I slowly walk up to the dessert table.

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New year; new me. Just kidding. I’m already awesome.

Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.

I hope the babies I was born with at the hospital are doing good.

I’m starting to understand the distant uncle.

I swear, if my memory was any worse, I could plan my own surprise party.

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