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When you're trying to ignore chores but someone says Game of Thrones is more important… guess I'm officially part of the Night's Watch now! 🏰🐉🍿

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A girl, her bed, and TV series on a Friday evening is a true love story.

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Made a lot of mistakes in my life, but adding more cheese than a recipe calls for isn’t one of them.

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I probably think this song is about me.

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Welcome to downtown where the crosswalk signals are merely suggestions and you hope the puddles are water.

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If the universe is continuing to expand then why does my rent keep going up?

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Interrupt my sleep and I’ll interrupt your breathing.

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As you get older you become all of the seven dwarfs.

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You want to go out in the sun and then you can’t get the couch through the door.

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Find someone who looks at you the way I look at a cheeseburger.

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Summer body? Folks, I’m cosplaying as a potato that’s seen some things.

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Why did they call it painting your toenails and not graffeeti?

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My favorite part of Spring is its rolls.

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If you are sad, just sing and you will realize that your voice is worse than your problem.

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Why does everyone always think that I know what I’m doing? Most of the time I watch myself in amazement and am curious to see what happens.

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Good morning to life’s chaos, where my coffee is the only thing that makes sense!

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They always say, there is someone for everyone… unfortunately, the person for me is a therapist.

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Embattled politicians resign saying they want to spend more time with their families. Do their families get a say in this?

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Everybody’s back hurts until it’s time to have sexy time.

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Being too stressed isn’t good for the baby. I’m not pregnant though, it’s just that I’m the baby.

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Sorry I was late, I was frantically applying to other jobs.

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Sorry for the things I said when the internet was down for 10 minutes.

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Dating now is basically choosing which red flag you’re willing to tolerate.

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I just want someone to miss me the way my 3 year old nephew misses me when I go to the washroom.

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iPad PR is so crazy because you think you absolutely need one until you get it.

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Spice up your meltdown through interpretive dance.

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Please pray for my daughter, who had to empty the dishwasher when she “just did this yesterday and she’s tired.”

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Crazy that caffeine has no short or long-term negative side effects. Just a super drug from God.

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Telling my parents they’re like family to me.

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Why is everyone against sugar? Who stood beside you when things went wrong and you were sad? It wasn’t lettuce, for sure.

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The real threat to Democracy is the Bureaucracy.

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A diamond is forever, and so is my teen’s grudge against me for some random stuff every other day.

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The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice-cream.

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Every year, just in time for Christmas, when it’s freezing cold, the Coca Cola truck shows up. Now, in this freaking heat, it’s nowhere to be seen.

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It took three employees to help me complete “self-checkout” yesterday.

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The first time I saw a kiwi I thought it’s a potato with fur.

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