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When you're trying to ignore chores but someone says Game of Thrones is more important… guess I'm officially part of the Night's Watch now! 🏰🐉🍿

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I totally get why Leonardo DiCaprio is trying to save the environment for future generations. They could be his girlfriend.

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Sorry, I’m late. I was trying to convince a bathroom hand dryer that I exist.

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I avoid clarified butter because I prefer my dairy products to be troubled and confused.

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There are too many neglected emojis.

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Bands are always like “here’s another song”. Yeah, no shit, that’s pretty much all you do.

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You misunderstood me. I said I was a “bawler,” not a “baller.” You know, someone who cries a lot.

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Jealous that my phone can just die for a little while.

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At what age do people actually meet up to play bingo? I’m ready.

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Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. I need the blood of my enemies.

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I invoiced my boss two extra hours for the dream I had about work last night. I’m considering that overtime.

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I should have been a Librarian, my favorite thing to do is telling people to shut up.

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You don’t know your own leg strength until you’re kicking the end of a hotel tucked bed sheet.

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Does anyone know where I can find true love?

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December, give me a sweet ending for this year please.

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We are gathered here today because our ancestors didn’t have condoms.

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My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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Wanna come over and see my mis-matched sock collection?

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I didn’t mean to gain weight. It happened by snaccident.

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You ever feel awkward in Target, cause you know you belong at Walmart.

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My bank account may not be full but my sink, laundry basket and arteries sure are.

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The only way I’m gonna hit the gym is if I accidentally drive into it.

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America’s national anthem should be changed to Welcome to the Jungle.

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Do you ever think back about all the crazy stuff you did when you were younger, and wonder how you’re still alive?

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I prayed and accidentally mixed up God and Lord and said Gord. So embarrassing.

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Money saved by using public transport instead of an Uber is paid for with your time and mental health instead.

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Just spent a couple seconds concerned about the sounds my stomach was making before realizing it was a motorcycle outside.

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Preparing for the apocalypse by becoming fluent in zombie.

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Men be like, yes, I hurt you, but now you hate me, so I am the true victim.

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Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.

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Remember, guys, it costs zero dollars to be annoying to strangers on the internet.

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There’ll be a time someone will convince you to watch Game of Thrones. It is very important that you listen to them and watch.

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