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Everyone is gangster until they’re asked to reveal a “fun fact” about themself as part of a work event icebreaker.

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Monday is already sending me threatening glances from across the room.

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My husband pissed me off so I wrapped his remote and put it under the tree.

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She said she liked animals but apparently all the fruit flies around my apartment was a “turn off”

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My dad must pay my monthly cell phone bill as atonement for his original sin of creating my consciousness.

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Blocking isn’t enough. I wanna throw tomatoes at you like you’re a medieval criminal.

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Do you mind if I become the object of your desire? No worries if not.