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Marry the man who treats your dumb questions like they’re NASA-level problems.

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“I’ll worry about it next time.” Me pissing off future me.

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People on Facebook be like “can anyone tell me about a thing I can easily Google myself?”

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This coffee isn’t working. Think I need holy water.

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There’s just one legitimate synonym for Friday: boom shakalaka.

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Everyone thinks they won’t be that couple that goes from ‘everything you do is a turn-on’ to ‘you’re breathing too loud,’ but they will be, oh, they will be.

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Not to brag, but I was unhinged way before it was cool.

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Stephen King’s It is the bone chilling story about adults who are forced to spend time with their childhood friends.

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Every time I watch “The Godfather”, I notice some new detail (they’re Italian???).

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Tried to sleep by reading a boring book and now it’s suddenly the most interesting book.