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This is my phone. I text back when I want to.

This is my phone. I text back when I want to.

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Commentary:
"When my phone doesn't text back, it's not ghosting—it's just being introverted! 📱😅👻"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged attitude, back, communication, humor, i, phone, sarcasm, text, texting, want on May 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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