This is my phone. I text back when I want to. … Commentary:"When my phone doesn't text back, it's not ghosting—it's just being introverted! 📱😅👻" Related Funny Posts 🤝 “You never text back.” No, I be reading texts from the notification bar, then forget to text back. If politicians can text my cell phone asking for money, I should be able to text them directly with policy suggestions. I either text back right away or never, because I saw your text, replied in my head but forgot to actually type it. If I ever look at my phone in the middle of a conversation with you, I’m not reading a text; I’m just looking up the definition of a word I just used a bit too confidently. After my funeral, I want one of my friends to take my phone and text everyone, “Thanks for coming.”