Today my coworker asked if I wanted to hold her new baby and neither of us were prepared for me saying why? Funny Quotes August 12, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppToday my coworker asked if I wanted to hold her new baby and neither of us were prepared for me saying why? Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning. I have neither the patience nor the crayons to show you why this is a bad idea. I’m equally comfortable holding a guitar as I am holding a baby, I just hold them both by the neck. As a Dad, you always want your kids to be prepared for real life, that’s why trolling them is so vital. Being too stressed isn’t good for the baby. I’m not pregnant though, it’s just that I’m the baby.