Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- Me, telling my kids we’re leaving in 30 minutes: We’re leaving in 5 minutes.
- They should remove the sex scenes from movies and then put them all into one big super sex scene movie they can show in theaters at the end of the year.
- Love how you can hear the crowd constantly forgetting the queen died and singing “God save the Quing”
- Today in who needs an alarm: my kid woke me up early by scream-whispering WHAT IS DUST?
- Nothing makes you regret an outfit choice faster than when you see teens looking at you and whispering.