Walking up to any crime scene and whispering within the crowd, “It’s started again, hasn’t it?” then leaving. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Nothing like a good old mysterious exit to keep the neighborhood on edge! 👀🚔 #Whodunnit 🕵️♂️🔍" Related Funny Posts 🤝 As long as I’m alive, I can begin again and again and again, again and again and again, again and again and again. I don’t know how to mop my kitchen floor without pretending l’m cleaning up a gruesome crime scene. Toilets are not a crime scene, traces may be removed! I love people who refuse to follow the crowd. The crowd is always lost, follow your inner compass. Sorry, but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. Walking faster than me? Also my enemy. Now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm, yeah, I’m thinking enemy.