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“The average CEO reads 52 books a year.” Yeah, because they’ve got nothing else to do.

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I’m an adult, that’s why I can have Skittles for dinner.

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Remember when we were young and said “I’ll sleep when i’m older”? Well, now we can’t when we want to.

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Odd people reviewing a dessert: It’s not too sweet which is what I like.

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Hey, I noticed you’re not saying what I want.

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Maybe if I spend another day alone in my room then something life-changing will suddenly happen to me!?

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Every single morning, I have to get out of bed and do things, and it’s bullshit.

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I’m never wrong. Just different levels of right.

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Male birth control is free, and it’s called wearing Crocs with socks.

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Been whispering “I like invented her” about my newborn every few hours.