We should just cancel April Fools Day this year. No prank can top reality right now.

We should just cancel April Fools Day this year. No prank can top reality right now.

Commentary:
“Who needs April Fools Day when reality is delivering pranks on a daily basis? 😂🃏 Let’s just sit back, grab some popcorn, and watch the world put on its own ridiculous show! 🍿🌎 #2020GotJokes”

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