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When I was a kid I would say I’m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago.

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Having an empty laundry basket is the best 5 seconds of my life.

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I’m not even sure what I’m doing on this planet.

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I’m sorry for the things I said when there were too many noises at the same time.

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I don’t mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.

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When I take a shower I’m: 5% cleaning myself, 10% singing, 85% making life changing decisions.

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Corporate life requires an ass-licking skill set I simply wasn’t born with.

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I’m a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

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I want to text this person, but I need to have shame and self-respect.

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I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, getting ready for work, getting some sleep for work, or thinking about not wanting to go to work.

81 shares on WhatsApp this month:

When I worked as a restaurant critic, I wrote under a nom nom nom de plume.

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People who pee in the shower, have you thought about peeing before you get in the shower?

27 shares on Facebook this month:

My muffin top has become a full blown birthday cake.

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Seen an ambulance at the hospital. I hope the doctors are okay.

66 shares on Messenger this month:

This year has been the perfect blend of me losing my mind and having the time of my life.

33 shares on Telegram this month:

Eating the rest of the donuts will keep me from eating donuts tomorrow. My logic is flawless.

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My main takeaway from ‘The Walking Dead’ is that you can still eat the expired canned goods in your pantry.

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DUI stands for: don’t Uber, I got this.

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My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It’s called lunch.

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Disliking me is valid. I probably confronted you on your poor behavior, while everyone else just accepted it.

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Just went to the Oreo website and hit “accept all cookies” … and now we wait.

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If we hadn’t made them extinct, instead of Kung Fu Panda we could have had Tae Kwon Dodo.

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I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words.

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Every time I have to leave the house and be around people I remember why I hate having to leave the house and be around people.

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Just saw onto the sidelines, they literally have enough footballs for all the players, they’re making them fight over that one for no reason.

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Why is it that your clothes only get caught on the door handle when you’re in a bad mood?

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If I were in charge of Nike, I’d change the slogan to “Just Say You Did It. Nobody Ever Checks.”

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If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $1 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst anniversary gifts ever.

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You can be having the nicest day and then you have to print something and you know your day is about to fall apart real fast.

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The first step is admitting that the other person is the one with the problem.

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I wonder if this is all happening because I opened that umbrella inside.

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I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope.

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Girls actually do love nice guys. It’s just that you’re not as nice a guy as you think you are…

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I have this rare skin disease called perfect.

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Marriage tip: If your wife goes silent in the middle of an argument, you probably shouldn’t ask if you can go back to mowing the lawn.

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Looking for someone to take to couples therapy and see how long it takes the therapist to notice we don’t know each other.

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We should just cancel April Fools Day this year. No prank can top reality right now.

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When I was a kid I would say I’m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago.

Having an empty laundry basket is the best 5 seconds of my life.

I’m not even sure what I’m doing on this planet.

I’m sorry for the things I said when there were too many noises at the same time.

I don’t mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.

When I take a shower I’m: 5% cleaning myself, 10% singing, 85% making life changing decisions.

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