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Flirting when bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

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You feel me? Bro, I haven’t felt anything since the Scholastic Book Fair.

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People my age are doing so much, and I’m just at home reliving the same day over and over again.

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Sorry, I liked your post one second after you posted it but in my defense, I’ve had my phone in my hand since 2012.

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This cop is parked illegally behind me with his lights on. I’m going to say something.

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Watching as gravity slowly unfriends you.

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You’d think a philharmonic orchestra would have at least one harmonica, but nope.

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Just looked around and realized it’s everyone’s first time living.

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I don’t know much about women, but they love containers that hold smaller containers.

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I don’t want to alarm anyone, but my doctor says I have an irreversible terminal condition called aging.

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So I used to wonder about people that paid a fortune for those little bottles of Evian water, until I read it backwards.

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What a bleak life it must be if you’ve never had a drink shoot through your nose when you laugh.

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If you saw me licking the plate after the charcuterie was finished, no you didn’t.

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Not looking for a sugar daddy, but something more of a pay pal.

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There should be a withering shamrock emoji so that people can express misfortune or Irish grief.

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We should just cancel April Fools Day this year. No prank can top reality right now.

My daughter asked me what it’s like to be a parent, so I woke her up at 3 AM to let her know that I couldn’t sleep.

I have the bruises of a much more active person.

You’re so productive for your wage.

I love how all the movies about teenagers have to be set in the 90s or earlier otherwise we’d just be watching kids on their phones for two hours.

They say that 50 is the new 40, but these traffic police are having none of it.

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Today, I changed a light bulb and walked into a bar. My life is a joke.

Eating Halloween candy and putting up my Christmas tree because nothing matters anymore.

Food is like sex: When you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good.

I’ve never completed a marathon, but I’ve listened to my mom tell a story, so don’t talk to me about endurance.

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I’m an atheist, so if you send prayers, I’ll send thoughts.

Drunk me promising you anything is the equivalent of a politician giving their manifesto … it’s not gonna happen.

Sometimes, before bedtime, I fall asleep on the couch. It’s my little sleep appetizer… my nappetizer.

I don’t believe the phrase “if they wanted to, they would,” because I want to, and I don’t.

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The best way to enjoy your tea while the world is falling apart around you is to remember that the world has always been falling apart around you.

Sharpening a pencil at the bin was the childhood equivalent of taking a cigarette break.

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city.

Hey man, your fly is down. Let me get that for you.

I’m glad nobody can see the face I make when I’ve just started the washing machine and then spot a sock on the floor.

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Going to therapy is like having someone walk around your brain and going “ohhhh, this is how you’re living?!”

I got a raise! On my meds dosage. But still.

Why do they have to make things childproof when I’m still functioning at a kindergarten level of dexterity?

My friend’s kid asked me if I had any games on phone so I let her text my ex.

I grew up ugly, so I had to be funny, and then got hot in my twenties, so that’s how I became perfect.

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