What are cats even trying to do?

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I deliberately don’t go to bed early. I don’t want to look like I could be useful for anything the next day.

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Guy who normally applauds when the plane lands right before the pilot crashes it: “Boo!”

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Do I need to have seen the Tokyo Olympics in order to understand the Paris ones?

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By the time someone says, ‘To make a long story short,’ it’s too late.

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My problem with Christmas shopping is that I keep seeing things that I like… for me.

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I never wanted to become one of those adults who just find the music of the younger generation annoying. Nobody could have guessed that the music was just annoying.

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Men will ruin your whole life and come back and like your Instagram story.

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I spend all day on Facebook so that Mark Zuckerberg can eat.

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The older I get, the more I understand why deer run in front of cars.

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The evening news: Where they begin with “Good evening” and then proceed to tell you why it’s not.