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What part of “I don’t want to spend any more money” don’t I understand?

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We all need to put the phone down, or it’s over for civilization.

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Only after moving in together do you realize your girlfriend’s little quirks. Mine, for example, stores vegetables in the beer compartment.

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Body: Okay, sleepy time. Brain: Okay, thinky time.

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Quitting my job to focus on being in love.

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Behind every great tweet is a person rolling their eyes.

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I hate when people are like “you are so nice”. I’m ugly, I have no other choice.

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I’ve saved every episode of Hoarders.

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Eating cookies left for Santa because the cowboy was a no show.

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I start off my mornings with coffee and low expectations.

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Is it just me or does everything cost like we’re shopping in an airport now?

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Remember, guys, it costs zero dollars to be annoying to strangers on the internet.

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I hate how l am a “I have an appointment at 4pm so I can’t do anything all day” type of person.

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Watching women’s tennis and getting angry at the net. We shouldn’t put needless obstacles in the way of women.

What are y’all gonna do when those labubus come to life and start biting y’alls ankles?

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It’s kinda weird that in order to go to sleep you have to pretend like you are already sleeping.

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I love asking 5 different people for advice then doing what I want.

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Super excited about a brand new week of questioning all my life choices.

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Everytime I spend $20 I think this is fine because I won’t do it again. And then would you believe.

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My morning coffee makes me feel like I’ve got my shit together. I don’t, but it makes me feel like I do.

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If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.

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Therapy isn’t enough. I need to run my brain through the dishwasher.

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I don’t have a nervous system, I am a nervous system.

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A haunted house but in every room someone is asking you to say a little something about yourself.

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If your cat has ever accidentally fallen into the tub while you were taking bath, you’ve known chaos.

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Only a fool would use the toothbrush the dentist gives you. You think the dentist would freely hand you the tools that would keep them away?

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The older I get, the more I start to understand the appeal of birdwatching as a hobby. I do find myself watching these little troublemakers quite often.

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I think my boss is delusional; he keeps shaking his head and calls me Jesus Christ.

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Golf is a great way to learn all of the new curse words your subconscious has been cooking up in the lab.

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You ever get surprised by your own recurring issues? Like, come on man, I thought we were past this.

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Once I matched with a guy and ended up finding out he lived in my neighborhood, so I told him to go outside and scream, and he did. And I heard it.

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What are y’all gonna do when those labubus come to life and start biting y’alls ankles?

It’s kinda weird that in order to go to sleep you have to pretend like you are already sleeping.

I love asking 5 different people for advice then doing what I want.

Super excited about a brand new week of questioning all my life choices.

Everytime I spend $20 I think this is fine because I won’t do it again. And then would you believe.

My morning coffee makes me feel like I’ve got my shit together. I don’t, but it makes me feel like I do.

If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.

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Let’s just call ourselves divorced now and skip the stressful, expensive bit in the middle.

Getting tipsy at a dimly lit restaurant with good conversation would heal me right now.

I suck at charging my phone, 21 percent charged, and I’m taking it off so I can lay the other way.

Now if you’ll excuse me, today’s bad decisions aren’t going to make themselves.

You didn’t get fired, your job “fumbled you”.

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There’s some gifs that I’ve started to act out in real life as responses to situations.

Men can stay up til 2 a.m., wake up at 6, be in debt, broke, alone, and still have faith that one day, everything will work out. It’s called being a man.

I hope this out-of-office message finds you well.

People who accuse me of delusions of grandeur, obviously don’t worship me enough.

Being flirted with while you’re on the clock feels like a hostage situation.

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How do you know I’m not just a figment of your imagination?

The sweater is an item of clothing that a child has to wear when parents are cold.

I remember owning a mobile device as a kid, it was called my bike.

If they treat you like an option, leave them like a choice, and make your exit as dramatic as a Netflix season finale.

Just because you are unique, doesn’t mean you are useful.

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Imagine you and me as cows in Switzerland, enjoying the view and saying “moo” every day.

Coffee and more coffee is a perfect combo.

Controlling your anger at work is a job in itself.

Friendship is when you don’t tidy up before visitors arrive.

You can’t tell me there’s anything better than earplugs; I simply will not hear it.

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