When I retire, I’m going to run for office.

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Thank God my pets can’t talk. They simply know too much.

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I have a lot in common with AI. We occasionally provide incorrect information with a confident tone.

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Wanna perform obscene blood rituals under the full moon, or nah?

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Some people’s laughs are funnier than the joke.

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Sometimes you choose the GIF-war over your responsibilities.

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Babies first steal your glasses and then bite your nose. I don’t know where they get their reputation.