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When someone says “I don’t want a relationship right now” the “at least not with you” is silent.

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Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.

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So, does anyone know how to end mass religious psychosis, or is it just a thing now until we slowly die off from climate-induced disasters?

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Nothing in a household is said more lovingly than, “Can you bring me some toilet paper?”

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People are always saying “not today, Satan” but what if we just hear him out.

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The closest I get to a spa day is when I’m draining pasta, and the steam smacks me in the face.

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The lion is starting to concern himself with things he’s been trying to ignore.

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Peloton guy yelling “two more, one more” but it’s me eating Cheetos.

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Wow, pretty rude for people to exist who are younger and hotter than me, but OK.

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SHEIN does entirely too much on their app. Feels like a freaking casino every time you open it.

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I was actually about to do a workout when the couch threw itself protectively under me.

When the moon hits your eye like it’s 5:45, that’s November.

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Aliens will always remain unidentified because they’re embarrassed to be associated with us humans.

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I have this ability where I can look at someone’s profile picture and determine whether they are evil or not.

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SHEIN does entirely too much on their app. Feels like a freaking casino every time you open it.

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If cats could text you back, they wouldn’t.

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The horror: “Come on, I’ll introduce you to everyone.”

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I’m so lazy that I get jealous when it’s bedtime in other countries.

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You don’t see people giving bunny ears in photos anymore.

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A little mischievousness is good for the soul.

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I’m the guy at Apple who makes sure all your featured photos are your exes and your dog that died.

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Adulthood is saying “but after this week things will slow down a bit” over and over until you die.

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Life stopped being real after 2019 anyways.

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Car naps hit different, especially when you are the one driving.

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Making art is making love to the world.

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Thought getting captured by cannibals would be terrifying, but they’re actually feeding me really well.

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I wonder what the other me’s are up to in other dimensions.

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Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed, and the other half don’t know how to do math.

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Does anyone know what to do, like in general?

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Anyone know if we got the meek inheriting the Earth today?

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Home is where the tap water doesn’t taste funny.

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I think being a hopeless romantic is giving me brain damage.

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Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.

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I’ve been asked to join a swingers club, but I’m a little nervous. What if I’m not good enough? I haven’t been on a swing since I was 9.

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Prime numbers are so cunty. Like okay, diva — only divisible by yourself?

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Unfollowing girls on Instagram as soon as they get a boyfriend is something I’ll never stop doing.

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I walked into a holiday party, saw someone else already playing with the dog, and realized they’d stolen my entire social strategy.

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A poorly timed two-factor authentication request will be the thing that finally kills me.

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You can’t spell crypto without “cry”.

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I don’t understand why judges get paid so much, others judge me for free.

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Pinterest algorithm is like a loving dad who fills the whole fridge with oranges after seeing you enjoy one.

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Life can only give you lemons if you answer the door.

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My middle finger salutes you.

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If you really think about it, extraordinary isn’t that great. It’s just an extra helping of ordinary.

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Aliens will always remain unidentified because they’re embarrassed to be associated with us humans.

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