Who wants to do all my adult stuff for me today?

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It’s scary when the washing machine spins really fast.

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My five-year plan only requires a few acts of God.

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Sometimes the voices in my head get bullied by the voices in my stomach.

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I cheat on my taxes by sleeping with other people’s taxes.

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The fact that I procrastinate and still get the job done is the reason I still procrastinate.

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Standing on a scale and thinking: so much wisdom and inner beauty can’t be light.

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They should invent going outside without people looking at you.