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The lion does not concern himself with divorce papers.

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I really don’t get enough praise for someone who doesn’t need validation from others.

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I wish I loved anything as much as people love to say they are “thrilled” on LinkedIn.

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Almost fell asleep while putting on the sweater because it got dark for a moment. That’s all you need to know about my morning state.

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Messages are way funnier when you know how the person talks.

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Have you ever been sitting around overthinking about overthinking, and then wonder why you’re even thinking that?

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ROMO (relief of missing out)

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Show me another rule so I can break that one too.

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Showers are the best places to lose arguments with yourself.

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The best part about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that bed of yours – left, right, middle.

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When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they’re not it.

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Nothing humbles me faster than my phone camera accidentally turning on.

Seen just now on Instagram:

“It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are the same song from different points of view.

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Some things are better left unsaid, unless you’re on X.

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“Inconvenience is the cost of community,” I repeat to myself as I climb six flights of stairs for my friend’s birthday party for her cat.

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Don’t forget to tell yourself more lies today.

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If swimming is such good exercise, explain whales.

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Airbnb should have an option if you just want to use someone’s bathroom for a few minutes.

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Every time I stand up, my dog gets excited as hell. He understands that I’m a real man who can make shit happen at any given moment.

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I don’t care for the term drug mule, why can’t it be a drug unicorn.

Yabba dabba doo used to be a rad way to start a Saturday.

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Europeans read a lot because their television shows suck.

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Gonna tell my dentist that if I’m late, he should start without me.

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Social media can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them.

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That “never again” talk with yourself after a certain experience is always funny.

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Microplastics are a waste of time. I go straight to eating whole packaging.

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I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.

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21 shares on Slack this month:

When I say I love the ocean, I mean I love the surface. Whatever goes on beneath has my respect, but it’s none of my business.

67 shares on Threads this month:

Current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across the bed.

67 shares on WeChat this month:

I smile at all animals, just not the human ones.

45 shares on YouTube this month:

You know those couples who share their food? I mean, what kind of people are they? Aren’t they hungry?

60 shares on YouTube this month:

You get what you pay for. Unless the delivery man leaves it on your doorstep. Then the fastest person on your street gets what you paid for.

88 shares on Threads this month:

Tech enthusiasts: My entire house is smart. Tech workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer, and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don’t recognize.

27 shares on Facebook this month:

I want to be the kind of person who eats half a grapefruit for breakfast and runs every morning, but I also want to be happy.

38 shares on X this month:

Made a lot of mistakes in my life, but adding more cheese than a recipe calls for isn’t one of them.

42 shares on Discord this month:

The police sent me a photo radar ticket so I sent them a photo of a hundred dollars, so I guess we’re even.

24 shares on Instagram this month:

To the tune of ‘Everybody Dance Now’: Himalayan Sea Salt

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If I block you and you email me, you’re getting another chance.

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Not feeling fergalicious today, actually feeling pretty fergusting right now.

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“I could see myself living here,” I said, in a different city for more than 24 hours.

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That feeling when you take the first bite of your favourite food, that’s called chewphoria.

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Old people be like, “No elbows on the table, it’s rude,” then say something racist.

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I don’t “make friends”. I get adopted by extroverts and they make me do things.

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Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.

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Does anyone know what to do, like in general?

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Knowing a guy who knows a guy is one of the most valuable things in the entire world.

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Sorry for levitating at the end of your bed all night, I just think you’re really cute.

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Only here for the honeymoon phase, don’t show me your true colors.

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Why do Marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what The Powerpuff Girls did in 11 minutes?

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Europeans read a lot because their television shows suck.

Gonna tell my dentist that if I’m late, he should start without me.

Social media can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them.

That “never again” talk with yourself after a certain experience is always funny.

Microplastics are a waste of time. I go straight to eating whole packaging.

I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.

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