You had me at “We’ll make it look like an accident.” 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Ah, nothing says 'romance' quite like plotting together for a staged mishap! 💔😂 Who knew mischief could be so enticing? #LoveAtFirstConspiracy" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m not going to die because of an accident. Nor because of an illness. But from small talk. Someone will say one boring sentence too many and I’ll drop dead. Don’t hate me, date me! Ping me if your boobs glow in the dark. Perks of dating me: you will be the hot one. Why do these women want to date Pete Davidson, a funny movie star, and not me, a guy who is whining?
