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You relax for 15 minutes after work, and next thing you kno…

You relax for 15 minutes after work, and next thing you kno…

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Is there a time thief hiding in my couch, or did I just discover teleportation to bedtime? 🛋️⏰😴

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged after, evening, humor, know, management, minutes, next, procrastination, relax, relaxation, thing, time, time management, tiredness, work on Aug 7, 2025 by slickboy.

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