69 but we both just farting. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Talk about blowing out the candles on the birthday cake! 🎂💨 Here's to keeping the romance alive in all its stinky glory! 😂💨 #RelationshipGoals" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Farting, but with eye contact. Just imagine if farting were as contagious as yawning. I’ve never been kissed under the cameltoe or whatever it’s called. Relationship Status: just tried to pet my dog and he turned his head so I pretended I was reaching for a leaf that was next to him. Someone at work just farted and I panicked and said ‘compliments to the chef’.