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Doggy style is out cat style is in. It’s where I let you touch me until I’m satisfied then ignore you and scratch you if you try and touch me again.

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I have lived way too many lives for people to think they know everything about me.

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4 months ago

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My laptop is overheating because I am doing a really good job.

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It’s strange being the same age as old people.

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2 months ago

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The theory that two stacked beds can’t be converted into two regular beds has been debunked.

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Hey, can I get an ETA on that “this too shall pass”?

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Blocking him isn’t enough. I want his favorite sports team to finish last every year for now and forever.

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I should’ve gotten my affairs in order before I decided to bite into this hot pepper.

38 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Have you ever met the human version of a headache?

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Withholding sex from you people isn’t working.

88 shares on WeChat this month:

Summer is here. Always put on some suncream to help the rain run off.

52 shares on WhatsApp this month:

They should invent health insurance that insures your health.

11 shares on WeChat this month:

Well, maybe grass should touch me for once. How about that?

18 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Entered this world crying, and honestly, not much has changed.

83 shares on Reddit this month:

You didn’t let me know you got home safely so you better at least be injured or I’m gonna be pissed.

47 shares on TikTok this month:

I welcome change as long as nothing is altered or different than before.

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If I ever look at my phone in the middle of a conversation with you, I’m not reading a text; I’m just looking up the definition of a word I just used a bit too confidently.

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The grass isn’t really greener over there; that’s just a filter.

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I don’t remember if I was 43 or 44 before my birthday, so now I don’t know if I’m 44 or 45. That’s your 40’s.

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I bought all this healthy food at the grocery store today and now I’m trying to decide if I want Chinese food or pizza delivered for dinner tonight.

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I just need a day between everyday… to recover from the day before… just so I can prepare for the day coming.

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We live in a cosmic tornado, but sure, let’s all get jobs.

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The closer you are to nature, the further you are from idiots.

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It’s never too early to be sad about having to work the next day.

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Money will not leave you on read for 9 hours.

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Perhaps an evening in the meditation cage will soothe you.

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Going viral on Pinterest:

We’ve all at least once caught our toes when putting on our knickers and jumped around the room like idiots.

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Jump to recipe is the closest thing we have to teleportation.

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Check yourself before you Shrek yourself.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Your nose is in the middle of your face because it is the scenter.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I put the mess in domestic.

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What I’m trying to say is, “Hello, here’s my entire heart and all of my devotion.”

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Screen time on your computer feels like healthy screen time, screen time on your phone feels like evil screen time.

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You’re like if “nope” was a person.

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I feel like I’ve skipped the whole ‘go out and have fun’ stage and went straight to being an 80-year-old woman.

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Me driving at night: I hope this is the road!

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It’s strange being the same age as old people.

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