90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying work… Commentary:Worrying: the ultimate guarantee plan that's 90% effective! 😅🧠💭 Related Funny Posts 🤝 90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying seems to be working. I have noticed something quite worrying: after I buy more things I have less money. Oh, sorry, I can’t right now. I’m imagining some things and worrying about them. I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but I’m beginning to think they don’t worry about me. I keep my mind active by worrying.