90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying works. Posted on5 days ago5 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Worrying: the ultimate guarantee plan that's 90% effective! π π§ π Related Funny Quotes π€ 90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying seems to be working. I have noticed something quite worrying: after I buy more things I have less money. Oh, sorry, I canβt right now. Iβm imagining some things and worrying about them. I keep my mind active by worrying. I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but Iβm beginning to think they donβt worry about me.