All I’m saying is that big burgers should be wider not taller. Commentary:"Because who needs a leaning tower of beef when you can have a glorious beefy pancake instead? 🍔🥞 #BringOnTheWideBurgers" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Wait. We’re now turning plants into burgers? Haven’t cows been doing that like, forever. Welcome to your 50s. You used to be a lot taller. I only look up to people that are taller than me and really that’s about the extent of it. Parenting a teenager is surreal because you’ll be sitting there, and some dude who is much taller than you will walk around the corner and ask you how to open a popcorn bag. Just got hired at Five Guys as the guy who punches the burger before they put it in the bag.
