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Amazon’s checkout needs a breathalyzer feature which…

Amazon’s checkout needs a breathalyzer feature which…

Commentary:
"Amazon should definitely introduce a 'drunk-shopping detector' to save us from regrettable purchases made under the influence. Because let's face it, no one needs a life-size inflatable unicorn at 3 am after a few too many drinks!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged Amazon, breathalyzer, checkout, drunk, feature, humor, needs, order, shopping on Jan 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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