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I think I could actually generate electricity with how irritated I get sometimes.

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I have money, then I don’t have money, it all happens so fast!

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I wonder if the scariest moment ever in history has happened yet.

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If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

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I say “long story short,” and suddenly we’re in Act III with an intermission.

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Listen to your body? The body that craves a lethal amount of Kinder Bueno?

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Don’t fall for me — I’ll treat you right, and you’ll get bored and cheat.

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My cold is worse than yours because it’s happening to me.

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TMZ will find out you’re dead before you do.

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Fifty shades of I miss you.

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That awkward moment when you’ve said “What?” three times, so you just say “Oh, yeah..” even though you have no idea what they said.

Spotted on Twitch:

Using my invisible hula hoop really freaks people out.

Spotted on Messenger:

Men will ask you zero questions about yourself, and then say they never met anybody like you.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

So basically, companies pay YouTube to show ads, and we pay YouTube to not show ads.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I am sick and tired of going to the bathroom. It’s been forty years. It should all be out by now.

Trending via Slack:

No, you tell me what YOU were doing during that gap in my resume.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I could post “hello” and there’d be a 20 day argument in the comments.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I’m an adult, that’s why I can have Skittles for dinner.

Making waves on Slack:

My favorite condiment is Worcestershire sauce. Why? It’s hard to say.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Some people’s laughs are funnier than the joke.

App idea: couples upload their arguments. The internet votes on who was right.

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44 shares on Snapchat this month:

As a parent of a teenage daughter, I would like to formally apologize to my parents for my tube-top and low-rise jeans era.

82 shares on X this month:

Being completely ignored on Twitter is associated with higher IQ.

95 shares on Reddit this month:

Not to brag, but I’ve done nothing for several hours.

13 shares on WeChat this month:

Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves while he does.

88 shares on Messenger this month:

Today’s youth will never experience the pain of spending all their pocket money on a music album. Because of ONE good song!

81 shares on Snapchat this month:

If you inject Botox into a raisin, does it turn back into a grape?

84 shares on Telegram this month:

Sometimes when I get negative feedback I’m like “Hey, only I get to talk to myself that way”.

81 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Isn’t your email address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com?

14 shares on YouTube this month:

Shrimp: “When I grow up, I want to be food waste at a gala.”

35 shares on Slack this month:

Shoutout to coughing on the bus. Haven’t tried it myself but seems really popular.

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Need a professional way to say, “I do not care, don’t mention this to me again.”

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For Halloween, I’m going as an emotional roller coaster.

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Everyone’s gangster until they need to pee.

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The world is in chaos, confess to your crush!

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“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” I asked God to strike me dead with lightning.

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A good substitute for love and and personal fulfillment is a big bowl of fries.

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Kids these days don’t know the shame of having to explain yo-yo injuries.

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How am I supposed to relax when there are things?

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The more stupid the views, the harder it is to talk people out of them.

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This Monday could have been an email.

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Going viral on X:

You get to a certain age and realize stretching is non-negotiable.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Sometimes a lover girl, sometimes a dinosaur.

Just landed via Twitch:

Getting a girlfriend is actually very easy, you just have to spin a basketball on your finger.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Do you ever stress about money, then accidentally order from Amazon?

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Being married means mostly shouting “What?” from other rooms.

Spotted on Facebook:

Hundreds, nay, thousands of movies about falling in love but only one movie about a beach that makes you old.

Trending via Instagram:

There should be a tented fingers emoji. For when you’re feeling ruminative.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

I hate to brag, but I’ve been the biggest mistake of numerous people’s lives.

Making waves on X:

Quitting my job to focus on watching YouTube.

Trending via YouTube:

Used shampoo containing caffeine. My hair is already on its way to work.

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App idea: couples upload their arguments. The internet votes on who was right.

Today is one of those days where I have to remind myself that you’re not allowed to strangle people.

My therapist should also do my nails while we’re talking.

If you don’t fall in love with me, I’ll write poetry about you and then you’ll regret it.

Not to brag, but I was unhinged way before it was cool.

Need a dimly lit cocktail date with a gaze so lustful it causes God to draft up another sin.

The fact it costs $15 to get a basic meal at a fast-food restaurant now is comical.

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App idea: couples upload their arguments. The internet votes on who was right.

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Today is one of those days where I have to remind myself that you’re not allowed to strangle people.

My therapist should also do my nails while we’re talking.

If you don’t fall in love with me, I’ll write poetry about you and then you’ll regret it.

Not to brag, but I was unhinged way before it was cool.

Need a dimly lit cocktail date with a gaze so lustful it causes God to draft up another sin.

The fact it costs $15 to get a basic meal at a fast-food restaurant now is comical.

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