As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.

As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I'm totally flexible.

Commentary:
“When it comes to being flexible, I’m as bendy as a brick wall 🧘‍♂️💁‍♂️. As long as I get my way, I’m willing to contort myself into any shape necessary! #FlexibilityGoals”

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