As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’… Commentary:"When it comes to being flexible, I'm as bendy as a brick wall 🧘♂️💁♂️. As long as I get my way, I'm willing to contort myself into any shape necessary! #FlexibilityGoals" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I used to think money is everything. I still think money is everything. I was always told to eat all my food so that I’d grow to be big and strong. When exactly does the strong part kick in? I’m letting go of all earthly attachment — exactly like Buddha, except for the things I like and want. Parents be like “don’t believe everything you see on the internet” then believe everything they see on Facebook. There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it.
