At my size, I’d be called Buffet the Vampire Slayer.

At my size, I’d be called Buffet the Vampire Slayer.
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"Who needs stakes and garlic when you have an all-you-can-eat buffet as your weapon? 💪🍽️ Watch out, vampires, Buffet the Vampire Slayer is coming for you with a fierce appetite! 🧛‍♂️😋"

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