At my size, I’d be called Buffet the Vampire Slayer. Posted on1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs stakes and garlic when you have an all-you-can-eat buffet as your weapon? 💪🍽️ Watch out, vampires, Buffet the Vampire Slayer is coming for you with a fierce appetite! 🧛♂️😋" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 There are too many movies about vampire hunters and not enough about vampire gatherers. I did vote once but only because I thought the line was to a buffet. I don’t have a favorite vampire. If you ask me, they all suck. Imagine being a bald vampire and every time you walk by a mirror your toupée is just floating. If a zombie and vampire bite each other, who turns who?