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Waiting room talent show: "And the next act is… not me! Boo! 🎤👎🤣"
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- Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Linda.
- When I say someone is a good doctor, it’s entirely based on the strength of their waiting room Wi-Fi.
- On my phone, you’ll never see contacts saved as ‘babe’ or ‘love.’ I save full names—first and last—like a government office.
- Just once I’d like to hear a doctor say, “Your guess is as good as mine.”
- Declined stepping on the scale at the doctor’s office because no one needs that kind of negativity in her life.