On a first date, saying “agree to disagree” every time they share anything about themselves. Posted onMay 30, 2026
Life is like a roll of toilet paper, the closer to the end you get, the faster it goes. Posted onMay 30, 2026
Remember that your face is literally a combination of hundreds of generations of people who fell in love! Posted onMay 30, 2026
We need a holiday at the end of every summer that honours all the women who wore sundresses. Posted onMay 30, 2026
I do not care how bad the relationship is, I am NOT calling a radio station for advice. Posted onMay 30, 2026
You know you’re over 50 when you have “upstairs Ibuprofen” and “downstairs Ibuprofen”. Posted onMay 30, 2026
Wednesday is the part of the novel where the heroine stares out the window and questions everything. Posted onMay 30, 2026
Every time I ask my husband to bring me something out of my purse, without a doubt, he’ll bring me my whole purse. Why are purses so scary to men, lol. Posted onMay 30, 2026
The first thing you need to know about social media is that everyone’s on vacation, except for you. Posted onMay 30, 2026
Having siblings is so important because you learn the exact amount you can annoy someone before they try to physically kill you. Posted onMay 30, 2026
The gym gives you energy, but you need energy to get to the gym. Feels like a pyramid scheme, if you ask me. Posted onMay 30, 2026
Might mess around and reply, “That sounds like a you problem,” to every work email today. Posted onMay 30, 2026
I’m not saying I’m old, but when I was in school, we made our parents ashtrays for Christmas. Posted onMay 30, 2026
Get off the apps. Sleep with someone in your friend group. Add an awkward tension every time you hang out with them. Posted onMay 30, 2026
Need a book club for people who all just happened to read the same book but hated it and now need to vent. Posted onMay 30, 2026
Cookbook, but each recipe includes a photo of all the dishes that need to be cleaned after making it. Posted onMay 30, 2026
Reverse cowgirl because you made me mad, and I can’t even look at you right now. Posted onMay 30, 2026
Well, it took several decades, but I might have finally run out of things to say. Posted onMay 30, 2026