After smartphones, we never got pictures of Bigfoot anymore. You know why? That’s right: 5G killed all the Bigfoots. Posted onMay 30, 2026
Having a job is crazy. When you’re at home, you feel lonely and want to go to work. When you’re at work, you’re exhausted and just want to go home. Posted onMay 30, 2026
Maybe the reason we weren’t that affected by all the violence we saw in cartoons as kids is because it was offset by classical music. Posted onMay 30, 2026
It’s the weekend, so naturally, I’m going to spend 48 hours doing nothing, and still be exhausted. Posted onMay 30, 2026
It is so weird that every single one of us is going to die, and we are not nicer to each other. Posted onMay 30, 2026
I’ve started rejecting all cookies instead of accepting them. I don’t even know what it means, but I’ve had enough. Posted onMay 30, 2026
The ability to adjust your vocabulary based on who you’re speaking to is a valuable life skill that many people lack. Posted onMay 30, 2026
Avocado toast at a cafe: $10. Avocado toast from Uber Eats: $25. Avocado toast made at home: $550 (my labor is worth $115 a minute). Posted onMay 30, 2026
There’s some gifs that I’ve started to act out in real life as responses to situations. Posted onMay 30, 2026
It ain’t easy being America’s sweetheart during these dark times, but someone gotta do it! Posted onMay 30, 2026
Having to pay to read scientific and scholarly articles is a really disgusting and pathetic practice. Posted onMay 30, 2026
I’m at the age where an uncomfortable bed will have me injured for a couple of days. Posted onMay 30, 2026
Welcome to your 40s. A random back pain will be assigned to you shortly, and you’ll never know what flares it up every time. Posted onMay 30, 2026
Dudes get a MacBook, and all of a sudden, they got work to do in public places. Posted onMay 30, 2026
The moon is literally dragging the oceans around, and you think your body shouldn’t feel it? Posted onMay 30, 2026