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Smashing that space rock game: Why let Cupid have all the fun when you can send meteors? 😉🌠
Author Archives: slickboy
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
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Guess he was expecting a 'bar-tender' to lift his spirits! 🍻🤣
Real lovers are currently single, by the way.
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True love is just on a really long coffee break ☕️😄💘
Tailgating me while I’m going 90 in a 45 is crazy. And those red and blue lights on top of your car look stupid, btw, lol.
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Guess you're just trying out for the Cirque du Traffic! 🎪🚓😂
I hate having a body, it’s so high maintenance. Shower this, eat that, drink this, sleep that, it’s all very stupid.
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When did I sign up for a lifetime subscription to this needy biological Tamagotchi? 🙄🛁🍽️💤
Anyone still shut off lights when leaving a room because their parents used to say, “Don’t waste electricity!”
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I'm still shutting off lights like I'm personally funding the electric grid! 💡💸😅
I’m not mad, I just hope your socks slide off in your shoe all day.
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That level of chaos is what truly keeps us on our toes, literally! 😄🧦🔥
“Do you have any hobbies?” Lately, I’ve been really into panicking.
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Sounds like a full-body workout! 🏋️♂️😱 Maybe next you'll get into calm-collecting! 😂🧘♀️
The week be like Mooonnnday, Tueeesday, Weeeeednesday, Thuuuuursday, FriSatSun
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Why does the weekend have to be on fast-forward like it's avoiding chores? 🏃♂️💨📅
Life is too short. Tell his mom what he did to you.
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Spill the tea and let your inner detective shine! 🕵️♀️☕️😆