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Setting up a camera to go and pretend you just woke up from bed is another level of mental illness.
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Talk about method acting! 🎥😴🌟 Who knew waking up could be an Oscar-worthy performance?
I’m inventing a website for unemployed people called LinkedOut.
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Sounds like a network where the only boss is your couch! 🛋️😂
Getting older is so fun. Your life goals slowly transition from things like ‘land a dream job’ to ‘successfully grow a cherry tomato.’
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🌱🍅 My dream job now is Tomato Whisperer, and the only promotion I want is more sunlight! 😄🌞
Imagine if all the money spent on AI was spent on trains.
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All aboard the AI Express! We'd have trains so smart, they'd start offering career advice. 🚂🤖💰
A man will beg you to take him back just to act right for 5 days and 24 min.
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Sounds like he's got a 5-day free trial, but forgot to cancel the subscription! 😂⏳
Writing cover letters feels soooo “Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to be an administrative assistant when I grew up.”
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Haha, because who doesn't dream of being a spreadsheet superhero as a kid? 😂📈🦸♂️
Brother: What are you bringing to Thanksgiving dinner? Me: Wine and unresolved issues. They pair nicely.
It’s the perfect time of year to focus on my indoor hobbies, like lying down in a dark room and feeling insane.
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Sounds like my favorite activity: competitive ceiling staring! 😜🛌🌌
Winter is actually awesome because if you put on a couple of movies at 5 p.m., it’s already pitch black and the evening is super long, so it feels like you’re staying up til 2 a.m., but in reality, it’s only 11 p.m. 10/10!
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Love those winter time blackouts! Where else can you binge-watch guilt-free and feel like a time traveler? 🍿🕰️🌌