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“Nothing beats in-person interaction”. Yeah, with someone I know and love, not Denise from finance.

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For a long time, I didn’t know what to do with my strange thoughts. Then I signed up for Facebook.

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An air mattress is the best way to tell your houseguests not to stay too long.

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Imagine going to see a situationship in 1868, and you go outside, and your horse is dead as hell.

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Just flipped my mattress, should have woken up my wife first.

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โ€œLmaoโ€ has survived and even thrived over the years, but its cousin โ€œroflโ€ has faded into indignity. The cruelty of fate.

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Iโ€™m sick of getting woken up at 6am by the bin men. I just want a nice sleep but they always insist that I get out of the bin before they collect it.

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Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.

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Shark tooth necklaces are the perfect accessory if you want to look tough but also tell the world, โ€œIโ€™ve been to a gift shop.โ€

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My kids had to work extra hard this morning but they were able to get the clean house back to itโ€™s normal messy state just in time for the guests to arrive.

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Being shy is so annoying. Why is my chest hurting me, because I need to speak in public?

Being shy is so annoying. Why is my chest hurting me, because I need to speak in public?

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