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Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

Just so you know, it’s almost impossible to drink coffee while laying down.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

If you wait until the last minute to do something, it only takes a minute to do it.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

No matter how small you make that “unsubscribe” link, I’ll still find it.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

Ah, the magical land of Monday—the gift that keeps not giving!

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

I love when people say, “It is what it is,” like they just discovered stoicism.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

Men love to show you a YouTube video. It is a sign of deep respect in their culture.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

I hate it when I’m outside, and an insect lands and crawls on my glasses, and for a split second, I think aliens have invaded.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has viewed:

Sorry about my behavior as of late. I have plastic in my brain.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

It’s okay to embarrass yourself a little in the pursuit of human connection.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has bookmarked:

“Kiss From a Rose” makes you think Batman Forever is the most romantic movie ever made.

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Luckily, I realized that all this love I want to pour into someone else was actually meant for me.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Hello, hi. Don’t invite me anywhere until next year. The money is finished. Regards.

Just shared via X:

Television is better for you than phone. It is like vaping vs smoking.

Just shared via TikTok:

Why would I spend money on the zoo when I can watch my colleagues for free?

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Just because the deodorant says 48 hours, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

Just landed via Reddit:

Still can’t believe we have a federal holiday to celebrate the 1996 hit movie Independence Day.

Just landed via Twitch:

Called in, “I’m a time traveler. I came in today yesterday.”

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I woke up again, it’s pathetic how much death fears me.

Trending via Messenger:

A massage is not enough, I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

Spotted on YouTube:

Handing the bus driver a $50 bill and telling him “Just drive”.

Can the AI bubble just pop already? Everyone hates this crap.

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Whenever Im in trouble, I think, what would Jesus do? Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for 3 days.

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Doing all of this just to die in the end! LMAO!

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My boss told me “It’s not rocket science.” Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science.

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Welcome to your 40’s. You now have to second guess your age as you can’t believe you’re that old.

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I’m not really a “glass half full” kind of person. I’m more of a “Where’d I put my glass?” kind of person.

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Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly!

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36 shares on LinkedIn this month:

To anybody who thinks being self-employed means you don’t have to work for a boss you hate, I have terrible news.

47 shares on Instagram this month:

It’s not even a crush. it’s just unsupervised hope.

45 shares on Facebook this month:

Going viral on X is like winning a lotto during the apocalypse.

91 shares on TikTok this month:

I become someone I don’t recognize when I play Monopoly.

43 shares on Threads this month:

I remember when my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? And I told him everyone knows he doesn’t hire stupid people.

82 shares on TikTok this month:

Some of us better hope Santa doesn’t check social media, because if he does, all we’re getting for Christmas is therapy.

67 shares on Slack this month:

How do they know an animal is extinct? Like, have you really looked everywhere?

77 shares on Slack this month:

She said she liked animals but apparently all the fruit flies around my apartment was a “turn off”

27 shares on TikTok this month:

Chuck Norris can rub two fires together to get a piece of wood.

30 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Whoever thinks money doesn’t buy happiness can deposit it in my bank account.

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Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

Your ex is ruining someone else’s life now. You are safe.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has downloaded:

I accidentally hit a parked car, so I left them a note that said “next time it will be you”.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

I wanna meet the person whose parents are super disappointed he went to medical school instead of becoming a stand-up comedian.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

Sometimes I need a break from myself but it’s like, ugh, everywhere I go there I am.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has viewed:

Later is the best time to do anything.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

My cat’s in a bad mood, despite eating and sleeping all day.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

People always ask me why there’s a chair in my shower. Who the hell eats breakfast standing up?

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

The worst thing you can do while cleaning is sit down for a minute.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has downloaded:

Disliking me is valid. I probably confronted you on your poor behavior, while everyone else just accepted it.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

Cheers erupt as woman cuts into perfectly ripe avocado.

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Spotted on TikTok:

I like my men like I like my coffee, secretly alcoholic.

Trending via Telegram:

I bet before the band got popular, Barenaked Ladies concerts had a lot of pissed off attendees.

Making waves on Slack:

Don’t come to my house unannounced. I will stare at you from my window.

Live now on Instagram:

The nicest thing I’ve done for a date is turn up.

Broadcasted on X:

Indiana Jones is a fantasy about being a professor with no admin duties.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I touched grass today, and I’m still like this. Please advise.

Making waves on Facebook:

First responders? You mean reply guys?

Going viral on Instagram:

Can I come over and circle you like a vulture?

Just shared via Telegram:

We are all monsters searching for someone to share our lives with.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Got out of jury duty yesterday by confessing to the crime.

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Whenever Im in trouble, I think, what would Jesus do? Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for 3 days.

Doing all of this just to die in the end! LMAO!

My boss told me “It’s not rocket science.” Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science.

Welcome to your 40’s. You now have to second guess your age as you can’t believe you’re that old.

I’m not really a “glass half full” kind of person. I’m more of a “Where’d I put my glass?” kind of person.

Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly!

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