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98 shares on X this month:

Kids: making things way more difficult when they don’t have to be, since the dawn of man.

33 shares on WeChat this month:

If you love someone, let them sleep.

72 shares on Threads this month:

I deserve a dragon after all I’ve been through.

42 shares on Telegram this month:

Concert tickets should be 75% off if the artist is really super special to you.

72 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I don’t get why banks tie pens with strings. We trust them with money, but they can’t trust us with a single pen.

25 shares on WeChat this month:

The trick of life is to get the sports car before you have to grunt getting in and out of it.

23 shares on Twitch this month:

AI could never steal company time the way I do.

65 shares on Threads this month:

I need a chiropractor for my brain.

83 shares on WeChat this month:

Feeling feral. Better make some mac and cheese.

79 shares on Messenger this month:

So sad. Elvis died before he could see the Lego movie. He woulda been like, ‘Mama, those blocks are movin’ and shakin.’

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If overthinking burned calories, I’d never need to exercise again.

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I be outside telling people I don’t got social media when they ask.

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Having a cat is like having a roommate that doesn’t want to hang out and never intends on being friends.

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I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it’s someone’s birthday and I like to celebrate.

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I like listening to true crime podcasts while I clean my bathroom because I can pretend I’m destroying evidence.

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The night is dark and full of terrors. My day is long and full of meetings. Same thing.

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It’s kinda weird that in order to go to sleep you have to pretend like you are already sleeping.

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If Spotify has taught me anything, it’s that I don’t know the correct lyrics to any of my favorite songs.

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Life is so draining, you fix one problem, here come 12 more.

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My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes.

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I don’t see why walking is healthy. Zombies walk constantly and they look awful.

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It’s funny how people without pizzas in their hands actually think I’ll answer my door.

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It’s so funny how every true crime documentary eventually devolves into a story about how the police botched the entire investigation.

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I’m a simple person. All I need in life to be happy is to have everything go my way and work out how I want it to.

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You guys ever play a game for hours straight? You start hallucinating the sounds.

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The dopamine hit of getting an Outlook meeting cancellation is unrivaled.

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Everyone is celebrating my vegan Bolognese sauce. The secret ingredient is minced meat.

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Normalize ending a hang-out abruptly by saying ‘I wanna go home now’ and then going home.

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When there’s food around, our cat is like an adorable, fluffy shark circling round.

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The audacity of someone being in the store aisle I want to go down.

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Cars should have two horns, one for “excuse me, kind friend,” and another for “curse you and your family for generations.”

What if we kissed while watching the decay of our society?

I recently discovered “movies.” They’re usually like an hour and a half long, and a pretty good way to kill time. Check it out.

Terrifying if taken literally—if these walls could talk.

I’m getting close to that age where people applaud the things I’m “still able to do”.

I’ve been doing Dry January, but it’s literally just been my lips and skin.

Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag.

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Cars should have two horns, one for “excuse me, kind friend,” and another for “curse you and your family for generations.”

Keep the laugh going 😂

What if we kissed while watching the decay of our society?

I recently discovered “movies.” They’re usually like an hour and a half long, and a pretty good way to kill time. Check it out.

Terrifying if taken literally—if these walls could talk.

I’m getting close to that age where people applaud the things I’m “still able to do”.

I’ve been doing Dry January, but it’s literally just been my lips and skin.

Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag.

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