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Caesar, looking shocked: “Is it bring your knife to work day or something?”

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I wish I could turn everyone I love into a trinket, so I can keep them forever, because I am greedy and selfish.

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The most important thing to remember when driving is that not everyone is smart.

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My favorite dinner is the one made by someone else.

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According to this box of macaroni and cheese, I am an entire family.

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Just heard my knee crack so loud I expected it to glow in the dark.

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Me, literally climbing out of a dumpster: Can I give you some personal advice?

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They should invent a situationship that turns into something beautiful.

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Eat whatever you want. If someone calls you fat, eat them too.

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When people give me directions and they’re like “you can’t miss it,” I’m like, “Oh, you do not know what I’m capable of.”