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You can count the number of times my wife has agreed with me on one hand, if you don’t have fingers.

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Sleep is a beautiful thing. You don’t miss anyone, you can’t do anything wrong and you simply feel nothing.

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Aliens traveled millions of light years to get here to visit New Jersey.

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I may not have lost all my marbles yet, but there’s a small hole in the bag somewhere.

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It’s fun getting room service. I just love eating a $19 hamburger at a desk in front of a mirror.

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I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.

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Just once I’d like to buy a house plant that didn’t have the lifespan of a soap bubble.

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Taylor Swift is a psyop designed to get my wife to hum little tunes here and there.

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After all the books are banned, they’ll move on to suggestive fruit.

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Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.