Cats hear everything. They just don’t care. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"When you tell your cat a secret and they silently judge you instead of offering advice. 🐱🙀💬" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Gonna start an app for cat sitters where they can review the cats they take care of and it’ll be called Litterboxd. If the earth was flat, cats would have pushed everything off it by now. The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying). I don’t know who needs to hear this, but I think people who say ‘I don’t know who needs to hear this’ know exactly who needed to hear it. When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.”