Choosing to ignore my strangely symbolic dream because I have a lot going on right now already.

Choosing to ignore my strangely symbolic dream because I have a lot going on right now already.

Commentary:
“I guess you could say your dream symbolically represents your overwhelming to-do list… But who has time for dream analysis when you’re already drowning in responsibilities? 🤷‍♂️💭 #DreamsCanWait”

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