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In the event of a tornado or other such natural disaster, place wieners and/or cheese slices in your pockets, so the search dogs will find you first.

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How many exercise videos do you have to buy before you get some results?

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Humming & dancing while I plop my meds into my weekly pill counter like the happy little nutcase I am.

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All income is disposable if you’re brave enough.

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People aren’t so bad if you stay indoors and don’t talk to them.

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Saturdays are for doing absolutely everything or doing absolutely nothing, everybody knows that.

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I always ask for a receipt so I can keep them in my purse for 86 years.

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Everyone is all “love is patient” during the wedding, but when there’s a long line for the open bar, not so much.

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Looking for someone to take to couples therapy and see how long it takes the therapist to notice we don’t know each other.

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If pills are too toxic to flush down the toilet, you probably shouldn’t swallow them.