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I find it extremely hard to believe that you’re rolling on the floor laughing.

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Every Friday, I’m like, “This weekend I’m getting my life together,” and then… I don’t.

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It was so hot today, I thought I was going to be cremated.

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Not a religious man but I do say a short prayer whenever I open a gas station restroom door.

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This year, the feliz is not navidading.

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Think I’ll get high enough to find out if there’s a God. Stay tuned.

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69 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I bought a little notebook to keep track of who’s above the law.

46 shares on TikTok this month:

Life can be so beautiful, you just can’t get sober.

79 shares on Twitch this month:

Life sucks. One day you have tiramisu, and then most other days you don’t. I hate that.

51 shares on Telegram this month:

‘I have a ripe avocado at home’ is my favorite excuse for cancelling plans.

92 shares on WeChat this month:

UNO is based on luck unless I win, then it’s based on strategy, and I’m a genius.

51 shares on X this month:

Amazon cart: Order now and it will arrive today. Amazon confirmation email: LOL, just kidding, it’ll be a week from tomorrow.

69 shares on Facebook this month:

If a portal opened up in front of me, I’d go in—no questions asked.

17 shares on Threads this month:

Rich people go to parties. It’s what they do, and somehow we must all watch videos of it.

65 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If cartoons have taught us anything, it’s the uselessness of little umbrellas when plummeting from a cliff.

14 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Remember, when asking for a raise, it is considered customary to be sober.

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I can relate to the stock market because I am always about to crash at a moment’s notice.

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It’s leg day. No, not at the gym, dummy. I’m shaving them.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has bookmarked:

I’m sick of the Microsoft Authenticator. Like, who would be logging in to do my work?

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White Lotus is a cautionary tale about taking time off from work.

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Somehow I picked the worst possible decade to try to have a career.

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Current situation: lying in bed, trying to manifest breakfast.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has viewed:

Yesterday, thieves broke into my home. They searched everywhere and found nothing. They beat me up, telling me to work harder.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

This is the dumbest apocalypse ever.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

I’m naturally funny because my life is a joke.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

Kinda lame that pretending everything is fine isn’t working.

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Going bananas on Slack:

If you ever find yourself mad at me, put a cape on so you can be super mad.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I assume my soulmate has sold his soul to the devil.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

A micromanager is someone you pay to watch your top talent walk away.

Seen just now on X:

If you want your kid to play with their toy just give it to your other kid. Follow me for more parenting hacks.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

“But it’s summer,” is going to be my excuse for everything from now until the end of September.

Making waves on Messenger:

If it weren’t for this whole job thingy that pays me money, I’d become a professional nap taker.

Going bananas on Twitch:

My dream is to buy a horse and race it. The horse will probably beat me but it’ll still be fun.

Making waves on YouTube:

You ran a half marathon? That’s really cool, I’ve almost finished a bunch of things, too.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

When I say I’m tired, the “of people” is silent.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

If you’ve been talking for 5 minutes straight, it might be someone else’s turn.

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I find it extremely hard to believe that you’re rolling on the floor laughing.

Every Friday, I’m like, “This weekend I’m getting my life together,” and then… I don’t.

It was so hot today, I thought I was going to be cremated.

Not a religious man but I do say a short prayer whenever I open a gas station restroom door.

This year, the feliz is not navidading.

Think I’ll get high enough to find out if there’s a God. Stay tuned.

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