Don’t forget to tell yourself more lies today. Funny Quotes Mar 9, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Reminder: Positive self-talk includes a healthy dose of delusion 😄🤥 Embrace those self-affirming fibs with gusto! Just don't believe them too much! 😉 #selfdeceptiongoals" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If you tell lies about me, I’ll tell the truth about you. Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute. Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget. I never forget to eat, but I do eat to forget. Parents may forget many things, but they never forget who brought the noisy toys into the house.
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