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Being liked at work comes with so many perks, you could be late as hell, and everyone is just happy to see you.

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Trying to explain to my cat why she can’t jump off the balcony, even though I want to as well.

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Can anyone recommend some basic intrusive thoughts for someone looking to get into anxiety?

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I deserve an Oscar for telling my dentist I don’t eat candy.

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My advice to kids in kindergarten is to start saving all the money.

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AI could never steal company time the way I do.

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My keys fell in the snow, and now they’re gone forever β€” time to start a new life under a new name in a warmer climate.

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Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.

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What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at intimacy.

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I did a little research on why weekends are only two days long and it turns out people made that up. WTF, people?

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Shoulda named my daughter Calculus cause damn she’s complicated.

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The empty spot in your bed is for snacks, not liars.

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Applying for jobs sometimes is wild, like how am I supposed to be passionate about a company I don’t even work for yet?

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Abandoned amusement parks are so creepy. It’s no wonder they were abandoned.

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They should invent a day where you aren’t tired.

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That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.

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I miss them days if you couldn’t rap, you didn’t.

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I’m surviving motherhood, one teenage meltdown at a time.

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I don’t understand how people use plastic wrap successfully.

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Relationship status: the black mold in my shower thinks I’m cute.

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It’s all fun and games until you send the clapping emoji instead of the prayer hands when commenting on the news of a death in the family.

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I’ve come to the conclusion that my guardian angel is very possessive about me.

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Got a job rejection, saw the company post the same job again, so I applied again. I decide when we’re done.

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A person that weights 200 pounds on Earth weighs 76 pounds on Mars. So I’m not overweight, I’m on the wrong planet.

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I wish I was mysterious, but unfortunately I just can’t keep my mouth shut.

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I like to begin every day by looking forward to the end of the day.

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I think nervous flatulence would be helpful if you were ever kidnapped.

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Strict parents raise good liars.

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