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Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

The thing I’ve always found tricky about money is knowing how much I should have.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

Funny that the Three Wise Men brought probably the three worst presents for a newborn baby.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

Too young to retire, too poor to quit and too fat to strip – so let’s move on.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

She’s the kind of beautiful that makes me do 40 push-ups in my room at 3am.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

Establish dominance by showing up with all your childhood trophies.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

A credit card is kind of like a gift card to every store.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

Working with children gives you so much in return. Lice, for example.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

Actually, you’re having a conversation with yourself. I’m just here so you don’t appear totally insane.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

The same mosquito kept biting me last night. It probably thought it was at a wine tasting.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

Vaginally speaking, he seems nice.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Going viral on WeChat:

The ultimate student paradox: skipping class to avoid stress, only to stress about skipping class!

Shared recently on Reddit:

Back to the Future and chill?

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I love sleeping so much that it is the first thing I think about when I wake up.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Most puns make me feel numb, but math puns make me feel number.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Aliens: We are here to take over. Me: Thank God.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I don’t know who needs to hear this but you’re not dying, it’s just Monday.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet.

Trending via Instagram:

Nothing ruins your weekend faster than remembering Monday is lurking in the shadows.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

If it turns cold one more time, I’m gonna put the Christmas tree back up.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Kim Kardashian wants her ashes to be scattered in the sea after her death. As if there wasn’t enough plastic there already.

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76 shares on Instagram this month:

How do I become a billionaire by 9 a.m. Monday? Please, it’s urgent.

80 shares on Reddit this month:

Seeing my kids getting along, laughing, and peacefully playing together is the best minute of my day.

30 shares on X this month:

Unfortunately most of my sex noises come from trying to get out of bed.

40 shares on WeChat this month:

Do you mind if I smash this object of great sentimental value?

84 shares on Pinterest this month:

Imagine she’s home alone, bored out of her mind, and she STILL won’t put that laundry away. She is me.

58 shares on Discord this month:

At what age do people actually meet up to play bingo? I’m ready.

51 shares on X this month:

The funniest thing about Batman is that he legitimately doesn’t give a shit about crime that happens during the day.

22 shares on Slack this month:

My therapist said cutting people off isn’t healthy. She’s next.

77 shares on Facebook this month:

If I could turn water into wine, I’d have lots of followers too.

24 shares on Threads this month:

The Gulf of Mexico should’ve been renamed to Sea Señor.

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Hot Jokes 💥

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Show dominance by ending the year in bed.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

You’ve agreed to go out with me, so that’s going to immediately count against you.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

If someone steals your joke, you have to file a LOLsuit.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Single for Christmas, but at least I won’t be buying presents for a liar.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Snow White and the seven dwarves of the menopause; Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful, and Psycho.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Childbirth seems like an awful lot of work for an already saturated market.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

50 shades of single.

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You are born, you lie about how you are and then you die.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Have you tried just not thinking about it? Like, ever again?

20 folks are currently checking 👀

There’s two sides to every story, and then there’s these screenshots I got.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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Updated

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Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

Cats clean themselves with their little fish breath mouths, but somehow they always smell like laundry detergent, vanilla, and happiness.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

If I’m ever on life support, unplug me, then plug me back in. See if that works.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

McDonald’s will “anything else” you to death. Can you wait a McMinute?

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

Hate when anxiety gives me stomach problems. Like, baby, you are supposed to be a mental disorder, please stay in your line.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

I may be a chaotic mess, but then so is quantum physics.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

So, does anyone know how to end mass religious psychosis, or is it just a thing now until we slowly die off from climate-induced disasters?

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

If you call me from a private number, I’ll respect your privacy and won’t answer.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has downloaded:

Adulting is getting excited to go home and get into bed.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

Weird me out? No. You’ve weirded me in. Let’s merge souls.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

Unfortunately for the haters, I will continue to keep being me.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Reddit:

“What’s your music taste?” Don’t know, man. If it sounds good, I’m adding it to the playlist.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Wooden pews are designed to maximize the shame of farting in church.

Trending via Snapchat:

That’s me in the corner eating Nutella with a spoon.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Warning: People who need to leave their homes today are advised that it is extremely Monday outside this morning.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Drugs don’t ruin lives. Drug tests do.

Going viral on Discord:

Please don’t be mean to me, because I can be meaner and I hate being mean.

Going viral on Reddit:

The final level of being smart is just pretending you don’t know anything to make your life easier.

Spotted on YouTube:

You ever look at yourself on the self-checkout camera and think, “wow, I better write my will.”

Making waves on Telegram:

If you’re tired of “food” and want to try something a bit more sophisticated, may I recommend “cuisine”?

Spotted on Pinterest:

They say we learn from our mistakes, that’s why I’m making as many as possible. Soon I’ll be a genius.

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