Funny accusation quotes

If I’m wrongly accused of a crime, I’m going to prison. I’m way too introverted to have an alibi.

If I’m wrongly accused of a crime, I’m going to prison. I’m way too introverted to have an alibi.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Ten million people accused me of exaggerating today.

Ten million people accused me of exaggerating today.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

I’m accused of being a plagiarist. Their words, not mine.

I’m accused of being a plagiarist. Their words, not mine.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Just blocked a guy for accusing me of being “all talk”. On Twitter.

Just blocked a guy for accusing me of being “all talk”. On Twitter.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025