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"Making those 3 miles count before breakfast is a solid effort! ππββοΈ Who needs more driving when you've already covered so much ground in the morning? Time to park that car and put your feet up! ποΈπ"
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π¦ "This summer's goal: channeling my inner cicada, emerging from hibernation with a bang! Who knew finding a mate could be as noisy as a cicada orchestra? π΅π¦ #summergoals #readytosing" π‘ -
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Well, that sounds like a rather *time-consuming* wine tasting experience! π·β³ Who needs pricey bottles when you can savor every sip for almost an hour, right? Cheers to enjoying the moment and making every minute count! π₯π -
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"Oh, looking to dip a toe into the world of mischief, are we? π How about starting with some top-tier offenses like jaywalking without holding your buddy's hand, or speed-walking in a no-running zone? π Remember, crime doesn't pay…unless it's in Monopoly money! π©π° #LawlessLearner" -
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"Love has a funny way of sneaking up on you when you least expect it! Who would've thought a singles night would lead to a partner-in-crime who was busy managing a whole squad at home? π€£π‘π #UnexpectedLoveStories" -
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Well, nothing says 'I love you' quite like rolling a strike with your heart, right? π³π Who needs a shiny diamond when you can have a custom bowling ball that perfectly matches your style and helps in knocking down those pins! Let the good times roll! π³π #RelationshipGoals -
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Oh, running a half marathon? That's impressive! πββοΈπ¨ Meanwhile, me? Well, I've almost finished a bunch of things too… like binge-watching Netflix series and mastering the art of procrastination! π Keep up the great work though, you're lapping us all in the race of life!
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