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Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

Ludacris once said “If you ain’t got no money take yo’ broke ass home” and I haven’t left the house since.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

A dating app for people who self sabotage called Hinder.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

It’d be nice if my bank account filled up as quickly as my laundry basket.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

I won’t bore you with my problems because all of my problems are fascinating.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

Filling animals with helium is kinda weird, but whatever floats your goat.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

Whenever I get up my cat gets up too and then yells at me like it’s my fault she decided we have to do this together.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has downloaded:

Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

Going to ask seven friends for advice and then execute my original plan.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

My kids acting shocked there’s ants in my car like they’re not Hansel and Gretel leaving bloody crumb trails.

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Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Threads:

People on diet aren’t mad at you. They’re mad at their lunch.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Wearing shorts and my pale legs screamed at the sensation of sunlight like vampires.

Making waves on Instagram:

Painted a big H in my garden to see if I can trap a helicopter. Wish me luck!

Spreading quickly via Discord:

People who shower at night are bold enough to assume tomorrow’s even happening.

Just shared via X:

Democracy is a fine thing. The bad thing is that the stupid people are allowed to take part.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Spent most of the day making sure the couch still works. So far so good.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

If the zombie apocalypse happens we’re double screwed because there are millions on record as having no brain.

Making waves on WeChat:

A vibrator is amazing but it doesn’t call me “good girl” unfortunately.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Everyone knows that Christmas is the celebration of the immaculate conception of Mariah Carey.

Trending via WeChat:

Thank you all for attending my final rose ceremony. There will be no roses.

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Funny admiration quotes bring a hilarious twist to showing appreciation 😄✨ Whether you want to make someone smile or lighten up a compliment, these witty lines are perfect for adding humor and charm 🤩💬 Get ready to celebrate brilliance with a side of laughter and spread good vibes all around! 🎉😂 #FunAdmiration #GoodVibesOnly

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2 months ago
Share →: The feelings I have for Tom Cruise are the closest approximation I have to what patriotism must feel like.

Commentary:
"Just made eye contact with Tom Cruise in my dreams and I'm pretty sure the national anthem started playing. 🎶🇺🇸😂"
2 months ago
Share →: You ever see a woman so beautiful it makes you momentarily mentally ill?

Commentary:
"When beauty becomes a health hazard! 😵‍💫😍 #BeautyOverload"
2 months ago
Share →: Sunsets and women are undoubtedly God’s best creations.

Commentary:
"Agreed, both are stunning! Just remember: don't stare at either for too long – one might burn your retinas, the other your wallet! 😂🌅👩‍🎨💸"
2 months ago
Share →: I wonder how my close personal beloved friend Taylor Swift is doing today.

Commentary:
"Probably writing another hit about how she needs to call her BFF… and yes, that’s you! 😂🎶 #SwiftSquad"
6 months ago
Share →: When you drink red wine from a cup, it looks like fruit tea and you are also admired by others for your healthy lifestyle.

Commentary:
Sip on red wine like a fancy fruit tea connoisseur and watch as everyone admires your "healthy" choices! 🍷🍇😂 Who knew wine could be the secret to a health-conscious image? Cheers to looking good while enjoying a glass of red! 🥂
6 months ago
Share →: I need someone to look at me the way I look at memes.

Commentary:
"Who needs love when you can have memes? 🤣❤️ Let's find you someone who will appreciate your quality meme browsing skills as much as you do! 😂👀"

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

Not sure if “life hack” exactly, but I fell down the stairs and now my whole family is being so nice and catering to my needs.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

We’ve all at least once caught our toes when putting on our knickers and jumped around the room like idiots.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

Got possessed by a demon once, and everyone was like, “OMG, did you do something with your hair?”

Someone from 🇸🇰 has shared:

Your secret is safe with me and my sister.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

I feel like a wildlife photographer when I spend hours trying to capture my teenager’s smile.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has bookmarked:

“Are you busy tomorrow?” That entirely depends on what you need me to do.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

People should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

When you’re using Grok, the A in Al just stands for Adolf.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

Seen an ambulance at the hospital. I hope the doctors are okay.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

I do not support all women. Some of you are very mean for no reason.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Telegram:

For International Women’s Day, I’m going to celebrate by hitting every curb I see.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Instead of being constantly irritated by other people’s flaws, I’ve decided to become more self-absorbed.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I miss them days if you couldn’t rap, you didn’t.

Just landed via Telegram:

DMs full of guys who wouldn’t know what to do with me.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Planking is the only time we appreciate time.

Trending via LinkedIn:

I actually think my version of the lyrics makes more sense.

Trending via Reddit:

Friday the 13th doesn’t even feel creepy cause bad things happen everyday now.

Trending via Facebook:

Overthinking should at least burn calories.

Shared recently on X:

If I win the lottery, I’m buying four politicians and some really nice shoes.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Kids: making things way more difficult when they don’t have to be, since the dawn of man.

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