Funny anatomy quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: “Grey’s Anatomy” but it’s told entirely through the lens of the hospital’s HR department.

  Commentary:
  "Get ready for 'Grey's Anatomy: HR Edition' where the real drama happens during performance appraisals and interdepartmental conflict resolution. Forget about love triangles – prepare for the epic battle over who gets the last donut in the break room!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Ever thought about centaurs and how the bottom half would start walking immediately after birth but the top part would be baby-like and flop around for a while.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the struggle of centaur infants – born with a split personality! 🐴👶 Just imagine the chaos as the bipedal bottom half goes trotting off while the upper half is just trying to figure out this whole "neck control" thing. It's a literal case of "getting your legs under you!" 🤣 #CentaursGotCentaurProblems

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I only went to medical school to figure out where your arms are supposed to go when you sleep and they didn’t even teach us that.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like this doctor is still trying to solve the greatest mystery of all – the optimal arm placement during sleep! 🤔💤 Who knew medical school would leave this crucial question unanswered? Maybe it's time for some out-of-the-box research in the field of nappingology! 😂 #DoctorDilemmas"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: We should thank heaven for nipples. Without them boobs would be pointless.

  Commentary:
  "Let's give a round of applause to the unsung heroes, nipples! 🙌 Without them, breasts would just be circles…talk about a 'nipple-ation' of purpose! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Don’t break someone’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206 of them.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, it's cheaper to buy a new set of bones than to fix a broken heart! 💔💪 Breakups just got a whole lot more practical! #BoneStrong"

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