Funny anatomy quotes

• Your fingers have fingertips, but your toes don’t have toetips. Yet, you can tiptoe but not tipfinger.

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  1 week ago

  anatomy, fingers, humor, joke, language, language joke, playful, puns, t, tiptoe, wordplay

• “Grey’s Anatomy” but it’s told entirely through the lens of the hospital’s HR department.

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  1 week ago

  anatomy, department, drama, grey’s, Grey’s Anatomy, hospital, hr, HR department, humor, medical, medical drama, parody, perspective, television, workplace

• Ever thought about centaurs and how the bottom half would start walking immediately after birth but the top part would be baby-like and flop around for a while.

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  after, anatomy, animal, around, baby, birth, bottom, centaur, ever, flop, half, humor, imagination, start, thought, top, walking

• I only went to medical school to figure out where your arms are supposed to go when you sleep and they didn’t even teach us that.

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  3 weeks ago

  anatomy, arms, confusion, education, even, figure, humor, i, medical, medical school, position, school, sleep, sleep position, teach, where

• We should thank heaven for nipples. Without them boobs would be pointless.

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  3 weeks ago

  anatomy, boobs, heaven, humor, nipples, pointlessness, thank

• Don’t break someone’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206 of them.

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  3 weeks ago

  anatomy, bones, break, heart, humor, love, pain, relationship

• Who decided that skeletons are scary? Because honestly, I’d be more scared if the muscular system suddenly walked into my room.

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  3 weeks ago

  anatomy, body, fear, humor, ID, muscle, muscular, muscular system, room, scared, scary, skeleton, system

• Statistically speaking, on average, a person has two arms, two legs, one testicle, and one ovary.

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  3 weeks ago

  anatomy, arm, arms, average, biology, humor, leg, legs, ovary, person, speaking, statistically, statistics, testicle

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