Funny announce quotes

THRILLED to announce I did an Ironman this weekend! Attended 3 social gatherings in 3 days.

THRILLED to announce I did an Ironman this weekend! Attended 3 social gatherings in 3 days.

Funny Quotes Feb 13, 2025

Every morning I announce that Im going for a jog, but then I don’t go. It’s a running gag.

Every morning I announce that Im going for a jog, but then I don’t go. It’s a running gag.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

If you need time alone, just announce that you need help cleaning the cats litter box.

If you need time alone, just announce that you need help cleaning the cats litter box.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Dear nurses, you don’t have to announce my weight, just write it down. That’s why I have my eyes closed when I’m on the scale.

Dear nurses, you don’t have to announce my weight, just write it down. That’s why I have my eyes closed when I’m on the scale.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

If you take a social media sabbatical, don't announce it. Just make your last post something fun like "I wonder if there's a bear in this cave?"

If you take a social media sabbatical, don’t announce it. Just make your last post something fun like “I wonder if there’s a bear in this cave?”

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Apparently you're not supposed to announce that there's been a death in the family every time you kill a houseplant.

Apparently you’re not supposed to announce that there’s been a death in the family every time you kill a houseplant.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025