Funny announce quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: THRILLED to announce I did an Ironman this weekend! Attended 3 social gatherings in 3 days.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a grueling Ironman when you can conquer the challenge of consecutive social gatherings?! 🎉🏊‍♂️🚴‍♂️🏃‍♂️🥂 #SocialButterfly"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Every morning I announce that Im going for a jog, but then I don’t go. It’s a running gag.

  Commentary:
  Looks like you've turned your morning routine into a classic comedy routine! 🏃‍♂️🤣 Don't worry, you're still ahead of everyone who never even announced they were going to jog! #RunningGag

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you need time alone, just announce that you need help cleaning the cats litter box.

  Commentary:
  "Need some me-time? Just yell out, 'I need urgent assistance in the kitty litter department!' 🐱💩 You'll have the room all to yourself in no time! Just be prepared for curious looks and possible feline companionship 😂🐾 #DesperateMeasures"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Dear nurses, you don’t have to announce my weight, just write it down. That’s why I have my eyes closed when I’m on the scale.

  Commentary:
  "Dear nurses, please respect our dignity and save us from the 'Weight Announcement Ceremony'! 🤐😂 Let's keep that number a secret between you, me, and the scale! 😅 #StealthyWeighIn"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you take a social media sabbatical, don’t announce it. Just make your last post something fun like “I wonder if there’s a bear in this cave?”

  Commentary:
  Going off the grid without a dramatic exit is the ultimate power move! 🐻💻 Just drop a post like "Off to find bears in caves, see ya later alligators!" and watch the curiosity levels skyrocket! Who needs formal goodbyes when you can leave your followers questioning a potential bear encounter? 🤔🐾 #SocialMediaMystery

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Apparently you’re not supposed to announce that there’s been a death in the family every time you kill a houseplant.

  Commentary:
  Well, it seems like someone needs a crash course in Plant Care 101! 🪴🚫💀 Maybe it's time to stick to watering your plants instead of delivering eulogies at their funerals. 😂🌿 #PlantLifeLessons

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