Funny announce quotes

• It’s with a heavy heart and a deep sadness that I have to announce that I’m at work.

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  4 weeks ago

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• THRILLED to announce I did an Ironman this weekend! Attended 3 social gatherings in 3 days.

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  1 month ago

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• Every morning I announce that Im going for a jog, but then I don’t go. It’s a running gag.

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  1 month ago

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• If you need time alone, just announce that you need help cleaning the cats litter box.

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  1 month ago

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• Dear nurses, you don’t have to announce my weight, just write it down. That’s why I have my eyes closed when I’m on the scale.

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  1 month ago

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• If you take a social media sabbatical, don’t announce it. Just make your last post something fun like “I wonder if there’s a bear in this cave?”

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  1 month ago

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• Apparently you’re not supposed to announce that there’s been a death in the family every time you kill a houseplant.

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  1 month ago

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