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I would pay extra for a dental hygienist who was comfortable with silence.

2 months ago

No one is excited to see me in shorts except mosquitoes.

3 months ago

First date idea: unlock and switch phones with the other person for exactly two minutes and if no one is horrified then the date continues.

3 months ago

If you’re ever intimidated by someone just imagine them opening a Capri Sun.

3 months ago