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Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

Christmas is coming and you’re not.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

Twitter is fun. You kinda just talk to yourself and sometimes someone replies.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

Honestly, I can see why God flooded the Earth that one time.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

I woke up again, it’s pathetic how much death fears me.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

November should have one more day. Just because to me November 31st sounds real. And also I don’t want to pay rent tomorrow.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

Can’t wait to get past this phase of my life. I need to see what all of this was for.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

Twitter is basically a psychiatric ward where all the patients diagnose each other.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has downloaded:

I’ve deleted enough tweets to know that I should never get a tattoo.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has downloaded:

My transformation into a bitter, angry old woman is almost complete.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

There’s nothing better than knowing that you don’t have to set an alarm clock for the next day.

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Spreading quickly via Discord:

Nobody’s more stubborn than an Android person that won’t switch to iPhone.

Making waves on WeChat:

Why do they call it a garage sale instead of a garbage sale?

Spotted on Messenger:

My favorite delusion is that I just need to get through this week.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Drinking coffee because hitting people over the head with a shovel is frowned upon.

Making waves on Slack:

Girls be like, “Baby, I have a great idea,” and it’s a trip you have to pay for.

Making waves on YouTube:

Do men know they don’t have to keep their clothing until it disintegrates?

Spotted on Instagram:

The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes and was performed by the child sitting behind me on a flight from LA to Tokyo.

Just landed via WeChat:

I wish I was born into wealth so I could have a nice 1-bedroom apartment.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I have tasted sending long paragraphs, and I have tasted saying OK. I highly recommend saying OK.

Breaking via Facebook:

There’s a fat man inside me dying to get out.

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76 shares on Slack this month:

Willem Dafoe gets to be in two different Nosferatu movies, whereas the average person doesn’t even get to be in one.

99 shares on Facebook this month:

Have kids so you can fully appreciate how well your dog listens.

35 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If i had $5 for every time I said up yours to someone, my butler would be saying it for me.

29 shares on Slack this month:

This salad tastes like I’d rather be fat.

96 shares on Facebook this month:

I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running away in an ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ON!” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.

95 shares on Slack this month:

People see me spending money and think I’m rich. No, bro, I’m just irresponsible.

57 shares on Messenger this month:

Well, at least my cat is supportive of me doing less and laying around more.

45 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I wonder how much time The Weeknd saves not typing that extra e.

29 shares on Snapchat this month:

My superpower is wasting time I don’t even have.

89 shares on X this month:

Anyone know if we got the meek inheriting the Earth today?

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Actually, men should take the pill. It makes more sense to unload the gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.

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I’m like a candle: I’m cute, I smell nice, and there’s a pretty good chance I’ll set your curtains on fire if left unattended.

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There are so many people going to hell. I’m thinking of investing in some property there.

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People who don’t have a dishwasher, where do they bang their shins?

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And is the financial stability in the room with us right now?

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Is it cool if I come into your life and just never leave, like a stray cat?

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The only thing keeping me from world domination is a good nap.

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Everything is 10 times funnier when you are supposed to be quiet.

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I had a hard time coping with the divorce. I’m fine now, but at first I was almost crazy with joy.

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I wish rage burned calories. I would be so skinny.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

My therapist is so lucky. I’m like a Netflix Original that pays her to watch.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

Gyms are empty because they’re all on weight loss drugs.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

What if they close grocery stores and we have to hunt for our food? I don’t even know where the little gummy bears live.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

ChatGPT’s primary use is to generate plausible excuses to leave dinner at the in-laws’.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

April Fool’s next week and still no one has asked me to be their fool.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

Sick and tired of these 30 mins weekends.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

Does everyone’s inner monologue have a laugh track?

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

I would rather walk directly into the ocean than tell people a fun fact about myself.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

Caesar, looking shocked: “Is it bring your knife to work day or something?”

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

I wish people would stop holding back and use social media to tell us how they really feel.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Twitch:

Twitter is fun because you can post a pic of pizza and people will get mad at you.

Trending via Reddit:

My wife just admitted a mistake. What do I have to do now? What does this mean for my future? Help me!

Spreading quickly via Slack:

The world would be a better place if mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood.

Seen just now on X:

I’m only staying up until midnight on New Year’s to watch that bloody year die.

Breaking via TikTok:

Stop making eye contact with me, I can’t afford a wedding right now.

Breaking via Telegram:

All these years on the internet we have been working for artificial intelligence.

Trending via Pinterest:

I love having plans to cancel.

Shared recently on WeChat:

For a guy supposedly called my “brother,” I’ve never seen him make broth even once.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

For Christmas, I’d like to be understood.

Going viral on X:

Most puns make me feel numb, but math puns make me feel number.

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