111 Funny awkwardness quotes

• When you wish you could tell someone that won’t stop talking “Okay, we’re out of time today”, just like a therapist.

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  3 months ago

  awkwardness, conversation, cues, humor, just, okay, social, social cues, someone, stop, talking, tell, therapist, time, today, wish

• Mom asked me what I was drinking the first time I got drunk and I said “breast milk” and now she’s not talking to me.

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  3 months ago

  awkwardness, breast, breast milk, childhood, confession, conversation, drinking, drunk, humor, i, me, milk, mom, parent-child, talking, time

• These people act like they’ve never seen anyone wearing a Speedo in a laundromat before.

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  3 months ago

  act, awkwardness, clothing, humor, laundromat, never, people, public, Speedo, surprise

• Don’t interrupt me while I’m embarrassing myself.

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  3 months ago

  awkwardness, embarrassing, embarrassment, funny moment, humor, interrupt, interruption, me, moment, myself, self-deprecation, situation, social, social situation

• “My family doesn’t have a black sheep,” I say, while everyone avoids eye contact.

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  3 months ago

  awkwardness, black, black sheep, contact, denial, everyone, eye, eye contact, family, humor, i, relationships, say, sheep

• My personal brand is being the guest at a wedding who can’t dance but puts in a noticeable effort.

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  3 months ago

  awkwardness, being, brand, dance, effort, fun, guest, humor, personal, social, wedding

• If you ever see me out in public, just know I don’t want to be there.

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  3 months ago

  awkwardness, ever, honesty, humor, i, introvert, just, know, me, public, situation, social, social situation, want

• Single, not sure how to mingle.

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  3 months ago

  awkwardness, dating, humor, mingle, relationship, single, social, sure

• You think you’re cool and then you see a video of yourself running.

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  3 months ago

  awkwardness, cool, fitness, humor, perception, running, self-image, think, video, yourself

• I embarrass myself in front of myself.

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  3 months ago

  awkwardness, embarrassment, funny moment, humor, i, joke, moment, personal, self, self-deprecation

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