Funny bold quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I’m not here to offend anyone; I’m here to offend everyone.

  Commentary:
  "When you're equal-opportunity offensive! 😂🚀 #SharingTheChaos"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Bold of me to constantly use the phrase “no worries!” when I am, in fact, constantly full of many worries.

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  Commentary:
  "Me pretending I have inner peace like 🍃😌🍃 #WorryLevelExpert"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: People who shower at night are bold enough to assume tomorrow’s even happening.

  Commentary:
  "Showering at night: the ultimate act of optimism or pure brilliance? 🌙✨ Who needs the certainty of tomorrow when you can bathe in the mystery of tonight? 🚿😂 Stay bold, my nocturnal beauties! 🌃💫"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Bold of you to assume I have the energy to even climb a hill to die on.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the audacity of assuming I possess the vitality to conquer even a gentle incline for a mere matter of principle. 🏔️😅 Perhaps I'll just roll down the hill instead, much easier on the knees! 🤣 #LazyButSmart"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Tonight I will make history, by turning off incognito mode.

  Commentary:
  "Tonight's the night folks! 🌟 Say goodbye to the mysterious shroud of incognito mode, because I'm ready to live life on the edge and show the world my browsing history! 🤭💻 Brace yourselves for a historic event coming your way! #IncognitoOut"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Be bold, be italic, but never regular.

  Commentary:
  "Life is too short for Times New Roman vibes! 🤓🌟 Embrace your quirks, underline your uniqueness, and always stand out in the font of life! 💁‍♂️💃 #BoldAndItalicGoals"

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