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Dear Stomach, you’re bored, not hungry. So shut up.

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Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick the one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

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I believe in annoyed at first sight.

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Fun fact: The US was originally not meant to be a reality TV show.

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Democracy is a fine thing. The bad thing is that the stupid people are allowed to take part.

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I need to hire someone to just constantly slap food out of my hand.

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It’s been a pleasure miscommunicating with you.

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Everybody in the world, stop fighting or no dessert.

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It’s ok to not have a Valentine on Valentine’s Day. I didn’t have a groundhog on Groundhog’s Day.

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Hey cell phone companies who play smooth jazz hold music hoping I’ll lose interest and give up: yeah, it’s kinda working.

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No, it’s fine. I watched some cartoons and now I feel a little more at ease with your stupidness.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Everyone deserves a day to lie in bed naked and be anti-social. Just sayin’.

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Watching women’s tennis and getting angry at the net. We shouldn’t put needless obstacles in the way of women.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.

Making waves on Reddit:

If every day is a gift, today is socks.

Trending via Instagram:

Give us this day our daily internet validation.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

My reality check bounced, guess I’ll have to stay insane for the time being.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Anyone got any good sins for someone just getting into sinning?

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I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting… It’s like, woah, I’m not the same person I was last night.

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I shaved my legs today and it was the fastest 3lbs I’ve ever lost in my life.

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Funny bold quotes bring a splash of humor and confidence to your day 😎🔥 Whether you need a witty comeback or a fearless attitude boost, these clever lines will have you laughing out loud 😂💥 Ready to turn heads and drop truth bombs with a smile? Let’s dive into some seriously sassy and unapologetically fun vibes! 🎉💬

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6 days ago
Share →: Accessories can really boost a woman’s self-confidence. For example, I know I would feel 10x sexier if I carried a sword with me at all times.

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Packing fashion and bravery into one accessory, because nothing says 'confident' like a sword-ready strut! ⚔️💃✨
1 month ago
Share →: I’m not here to offend anyone; I’m here to offend everyone.

Commentary:
"When you're equal-opportunity offensive! 😂🚀 #SharingTheChaos"
2 months ago
Share →: Bold of me to constantly use the phrase “no worries!” when I am, in fact, constantly full of many worries.

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Commentary:
"Me pretending I have inner peace like 🍃😌🍃 #WorryLevelExpert"
3 months ago
Share →: People who shower at night are bold enough to assume tomorrow’s even happening.

Commentary:
"Showering at night: the ultimate act of optimism or pure brilliance? 🌙✨ Who needs the certainty of tomorrow when you can bathe in the mystery of tonight? 🚿😂 Stay bold, my nocturnal beauties! 🌃💫"
6 months ago
Share →: Bold of you to assume I have the energy to even climb a hill to die on.

Commentary:
"Ah, the audacity of assuming I possess the vitality to conquer even a gentle incline for a mere matter of principle. 🏔️😅 Perhaps I'll just roll down the hill instead, much easier on the knees! 🤣 #LazyButSmart"
6 months ago
Share →: Tonight I will make history, by turning off incognito mode.

Commentary:
"Tonight's the night folks! 🌟 Say goodbye to the mysterious shroud of incognito mode, because I'm ready to live life on the edge and show the world my browsing history! 🤭💻 Brace yourselves for a historic event coming your way! #IncognitoOut"
6 months ago
Share →: Be bold, be italic, but never regular.

Commentary:
"Life is too short for Times New Roman vibes! 🤓🌟 Embrace your quirks, underline your uniqueness, and always stand out in the font of life! 💁‍♂️💃 #BoldAndItalicGoals"

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Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

Hey, you should start your own business and then mind it.

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If you turn your phone upside down, the stock market is actually doing quite well.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

Sure, I could keep my thoughts to myself but I can’t see “Likes” in my journal.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of the blue she said, “I’ve decided I want to be cremated.” I said, “Alright, get your coat.”

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

Imagine how much better the world would be if everyone set aside their differences and came together as one to buy me a castle.

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The perfect job for me would be the person staining things for detergent commercials.

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I have the patience of a nearly ripe avocado.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

Dentists get rich by staring into your mouth for 30 seconds, playing sinking ships with their assistant, and then telling you to brush better.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

I gotta ask, what part of ‘I don’t eat sugar’ don’t I understand?

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Sorry, can’t. I took my bra off and threw it across the room an hour ago. There’s no coming back from that.

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Don’t fall for me — I’ll treat you right, and you’ll get bored and cheat.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

A plus of getting older is not having to make as much small talk because half the conversation is spent asking the other person to repeat what they just said.

Trending via Messenger:

It’s amazing how cats can ignore you with both ears.

Live now on Discord:

Santa Claus isn’t real. Ain’t no man checking a list twice.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Nothing is hungrier than a Roomba that sees a charger cord.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I have entirely too many new bruises for someone who isn’t getting laid.

Shared recently on X:

Hobbies include fake smiling while waiting for people to stop talking.

Live now on Snapchat:

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the same bill I couldn’t afford to pay in a different color.

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That awkward moment, when all eyes are on the bride, but your son is the groom.

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You should be allowed to miss work if you’re not feeling sexy.

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