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Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

How is it still this week?

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

Babe, wake up, it’s stupid outside!

Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

I set up a Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

Of course I look tired, it’s hard pretending to be awake.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

I leave the blue tick on WhatsApp so that people can see exactly when I wasn’t interested.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has copied:

We like to vilify hot people, but it’s important to know that people who aren’t hot are also terrible.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

No matter how messed up your situation is, someone on Reddit’s already lived it, cried about it, and made a 3-part update with screenshots and farmed 12k upvotes.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Linda.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

Jesus died for your sins. If you don’t sin then he died for nothing!

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

Maybe everyone can just pee outside from now on so I never have to clean the toilets again.

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Seen just now on WeChat:

Weed smokers be like, “Hold up — before we go to the store, I have to get scared.”

Making waves on Discord:

It’s called a “sports car” because getting out of one after 40 is a physical event.

Going viral on Twitch:

The only thing stopping cheesecake from being a breakfast food is you.

Just shared via X:

Unfortunately for the both of us, I really like you.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

My Saturday was going really well, until I realized it’s Sunday!

Going bananas on Instagram:

Thank you, God, for another day. Let’s get this 12-hour screen time.

Just landed via Instagram:

Dating a smart man, so I actually can turn my brain off when he is around.

Just shared via Slack:

“Why would I lie to you?” I don’t know, maybe because you’re a liar.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Authenticity is whispered, but bullshit is broadcasted.

Making waves on Slack:

If cats could text you back, they wouldn’t.

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73 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m surviving motherhood, one teenage meltdown at a time.

45 shares on Threads this month:

Every girl is defined by their one lost love. And by that I mean the one fast food item that was discontinued without warning, subsequently ruining their life.

13 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Your posts make me wish I could forget how to read.

90 shares on YouTube this month:

Work from home is all fun and games until you lose grip on reality.

46 shares on Twitch this month:

I’d be a horrible stalker… I’m always late.

72 shares on Discord this month:

My coffee and I used to be hot. Now, we’re just bitter.

36 shares on YouTube this month:

Your boos don’t mean anything to me. I’ve seen what you people cheer for!

71 shares on Discord this month:

I bet the kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were surprised when found out their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

19 shares on Instagram this month:

Time Magazine should have a Worst Person of the Year!

88 shares on Instagram this month:

When life hands me lemons, I put them in the fridge next to the bagged salad I’m also not going to eat.

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Toys R Us went out of business because their mascot was a stupid giraffe when it could’ve been a toy dinosaur called the Toysaurus. It was right there man.

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“We’re the only species that drinks milk after infancy, dairy is bad for you!” We’re also the only species that drinks peach mango pineapple spirulina kale smoothies, Karen. Let me eat my cheese in peace.

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I’ve tasted being employed, and I’ve tasted being unemployed. I recommend not being born.

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It’s almost impossible to talk to a girl without flirting with her.

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Why is it spelled “camouflage” and not “ “?

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If people love cheese so much, why are they mad when someone smells like cheese.

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I feel like people just come to the airport to cough.

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Let’s draft everyone who has their phone on military time first, since you’re all so eager.

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Fitness influencer: It’s important to listen to your body. Body: You’re old. And you want lasagna.

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It’s a myth that we only use 10% of our brain, but I definitely know people who use less than that.

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Updated

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Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

I’m not an idiot anymore, universe, please stop with the lessons.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has copied:

I told all my neighbors that I have a twin, so that when I see them in public I don’t have to talk to them.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

I want a small, tasteful wedding. No family. No friends. No groom. Just me eating a big cake.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

Pirate: walks the plank. Someone’s dad: Is this teak?

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

I sometimes have the desire to meet certain people again for the first time. Only to simply walk past them.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has bookmarked:

Nobody knows my next move. Not even me.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

I think we all need to go out into an empty field and just scream for about an hour.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has bookmarked:

Two reasons you never date at work: 1. HR frowns upon it. 2. Your partner gets super pissed.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

When the moon hits your eye like it’s 5:45, that’s November.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

The main reason I got divorced was cause I got married.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Telegram:

TMZ will find out you’re dead before you do.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Whitening my teeth by getting a tan.

Making waves on WeChat:

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

Going bananas on Reddit:

Onion rings? I’m answering.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Is ChatGPT my father-in-law because it keeps making stuff up and passing it off as fact?

Making waves on Reddit:

I had an irrational fear of bees until I saw My Girl and it became rational.

Making waves on X:

The billionaires have decided that the people with nothing have too much.

Shared recently on WeChat:

The thing about Pink Floyd is they take a little while to start singing.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Damaged inside, but outside we keep it gangsta.

Trending via Instagram:

They should invent a person for me and me only.

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