Funny browser quotes

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  5 hours ago

  Share →: I have browser tabs open that are older than you.

  Commentary:
  "Wow, those must be some ancient artifacts! 📜💾😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t want to brag but I found a recipe online, and then within three weeks not only made the recipe, but closed the tab on my browser.

  Commentary:
  "Breaking news: Cooking wizardry achieved! 🧙‍♂️💥 Closing that tab like a boss, because who needs recipes taking up precious browser real estate? 😜 #KitchenPro #MissionAccomplished"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I need a browser plugin that disables Amazon when I’m drinking. Hashtag: don’t drink and Prime.

  Commentary:
  "Someone please create a 'Prime Time Intervention' plugin to save us from drunk shopping sprees on Amazon! 🛑🥴 #ShopSober #DontDrinkAndPrime"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Forget my browser history, when I finally pass from this earth, please delete my calculator history because it’s way more embarrassing.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the secrets hidden within a calculator history! 💻🤫 Let's keep that under lock and key, shall we? Can you imagine the embarrassment if someone stumbled upon your '2+2=?' moments? 😆"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Jesus rose from the grave because he forgot to clear his browser history.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like even the Son of God can't escape the embarrassment of his browsing habits! 😅💻🙈 No wonder he needed a miracle to rise again! #ClearYourHistoryJesus"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the scandalous secret life of calculators! 😂🧮 Imagine the questionable calculations it has witnessed… If only it could spill the beans like a browser history! 🕵️‍♂️ Just what kind of math mischief have you been up to? 🤔🤫

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My mind is like my web browser. 19 tabs are open, 3 are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the chaotic symphony of the modern mind! 🤯🎶 Just like a web browser with tabs galore, we navigate through the endless labyrinth of thoughts, with some frozen in confusion and a mysterious soundtrack playing in the background. 🕸️💭🎵 Embrace the pandemonium, for it is the soundtrack of creativity in full swing! 😅🎭 #MultitaskingMaster

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