Funny burial quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: When you bury a body, cover it with endangered plants, so it’s illegal to dig it up. Follow me for more gardening tips!

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that your backyard burial could also double as a botanical sanctuary? Remember, nothing protects your secrets quite like an endangered species—just don't forget to water the evidence! Stay tuned for more quirky gardening advice and unconventional life hacks!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed their chest because of their belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the Pharaohs were just trying to slide into the afterlife in style! 🌊😎 Who knew that crossing their hands was the ancient Egyptian version of getting ready for a day at the water park? 💦🎢 Just imagine, forever riding those infinite water slides… sounds like a pretty 'pharaohtastic' eternity! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I got fired for telling customers if they wanted “smoking or non-smoking”. Apparently, the correct term in the funeral home business is “cremation or burial”.

  Commentary:
  Seems like this employee was just thinking ahead to accommodate all preferences, even in the afterlife! 😂🔥⚰️ Who knew that in the funeral business, it's all about the final smoking vs. non-smoking section! #RestInPeaceOrInAshes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed over their chest because of the belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

  Commentary:
  "Seems like even ancient rulers couldn't resist the allure of a good water slide! 🌊👑 Just imagine the Pharaohs slipping and sliding their way into eternity, ready for a splash-tacular afterlife adventure! 💦 Who knew the pyramids were actually ancient water parks in disguise? 🏰🌈 #WaterslidesOfTheNile"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies, you’d almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.

  Commentary:
  Wow, sounds like the USA is really going through a rough patch! 👻 Maybe they should check if all those construction sites were on ancient Indian burial grounds after all! 💀 Let's hope they can appease those restless spirits with some good old American ingenuity and resilience! 🇺🇸✨

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