Funny burial quotes

Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed their chest because of their belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed their chest because of their belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

Funny Quotes Feb 5, 2025

I got fired for telling customers if they wanted “smoking or non-smoking”. Apparently, the correct term in the funeral home business is “cremation or burial”.

I got fired for telling customers if they wanted “smoking or non-smoking”. Apparently, the correct term in the funeral home business is “cremation or burial”.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed over their chest because of the belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed over their chest because of the belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies, you’d almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.

The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies, you’d almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

When you bury a body, cover it with endangered plants, so it's illegal to dig it up. Follow me for more gardening tips!

When you bury a body, cover it with endangered plants, so it’s illegal to dig it up. Follow me for more gardening tips!

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025