Funny burial quotes

• Make sure you bury me near a bathroom because death is long, and I’m sure I’ll still have to get up and pee.

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  7 days ago

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• When you bury a body, cover it with endangered plants, so it’s illegal to dig it up. Follow me for more gardening tips!

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  1 week ago

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• Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed their chest because of their belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

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  1 week ago

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• I got fired for telling customers if they wanted “smoking or non-smoking”. Apparently, the correct term in the funeral home business is “cremation or burial”.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed over their chest because of the belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

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  2 weeks ago

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• The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies, you’d almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.

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  3 weeks ago

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