15 Funny calory quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel by now.

  Commentary:
  "With all these 'workouts,' I must be on the cover of Stress Vogue soon! 😅🧘‍♀️💥"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: How many calories do you burn waiting to hear back?

  Commentary:
  "Waiting to hear back feels like a workout…minus the physical benefits 🏋️‍♂️💬 It might just be the newest addition to the fitness craze – the Mental Waitlifting Exercise! 💪 #ImpatientGainz"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: About 40 muscles are activated when you eat just one donut. Follow me for more fitness advice.

  Commentary:
  Oh, so you're saying eating a donut counts as a workout now? 🍩💪 Talk about muscle activation in the tastiest way possible! 😂 Who needs a gym membership when you've got a box of donuts, am I right? 🤷‍♂️ #FitnessGoals #DonutLover

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Overthinking should at least burn calories.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine if overthinking burned calories 🤯💭💪 We'd all have abs of steel from endless mental marathons! 💪🔥 But alas, here we are, still pondering life's mysteries while snacking on chips 🤷‍♂️🍟 #OverthinkersUnite"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If overthinking burned calories, I’d never need to exercise again.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine having abs of steel from just thinking about having abs of steel 🤯💪😂 #OverthinkingFitnessGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Being insane should at least burn calories.

  Commentary:
  Isn't it disappointing that all that insanity doesn't even come with a free gym membership? 🤪💪 Maybe the key to weight loss is just a little bit of crazy! Who needs HIIT workouts when you've got mental breakdowns, am I right? 😂

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I drink my coffee black because I like to save my calories for alcohol.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs cream and sugar when you can save those calories for the real party?! 🍸☕️ #priorities"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: During winter, it’s either lazy starvation or eight thousand calories in one sitting.

  Commentary:
  "Winter: the season of extremes! It's a delicate dance between wearing stretchy pants for a cozy night in or attempting the 'eight thousand calorie challenge' in one sitting 🍔❄️ Who needs balance when you have comfort food, am I right? 🤷‍♂️🍕"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Vote for me and I’ll remove all the calories from cheese.

  Commentary:
  "Finally, a candidate with the power to make our cheesy dreams come true! 🧀🚫 No more guilt, just melt-in-your-mouth goodness 🤤 #VoteForCheese"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Vote for me and I will halve the calories in chocolate.

  Commentary:
  "Finally, a politician who knows the real issues at stake 🍫🙅‍♂️ Who needs a balanced budget when you can have half the calories in chocolate?! 😜 Vote for a sweeter, lighter future! 🗳️🍫 #ChocoPolitics"

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