15 Funny calory quotes

• If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel by now.

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• How many calories do you burn waiting to hear back?

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• About 40 muscles are activated when you eat just one donut. Follow me for more fitness advice.

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• Overthinking should at least burn calories.

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• If overthinking burned calories, I’d never need to exercise again.

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• Being insane should at least burn calories.

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• I drink my coffee black because I like to save my calories for alcohol.

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• During winter, it’s either lazy starvation or eight thousand calories in one sitting.

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• Vote for me and I’ll remove all the calories from cheese.

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• Vote for me and I will halve the calories in chocolate.

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