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Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

People delete their social media and start acting like they got a master’s degree in maturity.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has downloaded:

But he was so nice on the prison phone calls.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

I go to tattoo parlors and trick them into shaving my leg for me, and then leave.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

Limiting my replies to introverts, wizards, freaks and vampires only.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

There are two wolves inside me, but please no one tell my landlord.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

I told my GPS I needed direction in life, and now it insists on recalculating every hour.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

I’m so jealous of people who live near a coastal area. What do you mean you can just go to the beach on a random Tuesday?

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

I gotta ask, what part of ‘I don’t eat sugar’ don’t I understand?

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Making waves on Telegram:

*Pointing at a mothers shrieking baby* Is this guy bothering you?

Going viral on Telegram:

Taking a walk: The most effective debugging tool.

Live now on Pinterest:

People keep wishing January was over like the worst month of the year isn’t coming up next. Thats like wishing someone would stop arguing with you and just punch you in the face.

Just landed via Messenger:

Tried Adderall to help my productivity but now I’m just intensely aware of all the things I should be doing.

Going bananas on TikTok:

If I have to look at any more spreadsheets today, you’re gonna have to spread my ashes.

Just shared via Facebook:

I’m not sure how long my body can handle this “getting out of bed early in the morning” nonsense.

Going viral on YouTube:

I know everything is expensive right now, but just remember correcting people’s grammar online is still free.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

My back hurts too much to lean over anymore, going to have to resort to picking things up with a deep curtsy.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Hey man, just wanted to reach out and say I loved how much you drank at my wedding last night.

Trending via TikTok:

“23 and Me” is how Leonardo DiCaprio RSVPs for events.

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31 shares on YouTube this month:

Hanging out with your parents as an adult is so interesting, cause it’s like, “Oh, so that’s why I’m like this.”

86 shares on Facebook this month:

My husband said I use a lot of makeup, so I showed him some makeup tutorials on TikTok and I don’t think he’ll be making that mistake again.

100 shares on Telegram this month:

Tonight I wanted to stop drinking but then I remembered the owner of the pub has a family to feed.

49 shares on TikTok this month:

Keep posting, I’m diagnosing you.

87 shares on Telegram this month:

Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars.

29 shares on Snapchat this month:

If anyone needs me, I’ll be in a different realm.

19 shares on X this month:

At my age, you check a friend’s Facebook page to make sure they’re still alive before wishing them a happy birthday.

85 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m old enough to remember when regular websites were usable.

81 shares on Messenger this month:

We need a word for that weird feeling you get when you learn what a podcaster looks like.

72 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I just got lied to by 3K+ people. That recipe was awful.

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5 folks are currently checking 👀

Stick with me and you’ll go places. None of them good, but still.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

This post is invisible, and only heathens can see it.

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A gambler is only called an addict when he loses.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

I can do a lot of things, but listening to someone chew is not one of them.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Spent most of the day making sure the couch still works. So far so good.

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I’ve never wished a man dead, but I’ve read some obituaries with great pleasure.

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I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.

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My search history is filled with me googling regular words just to make sure I’m using them right.

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Applying lip balm when you know someone’s watching you is a power move.

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Just another day of not being hot and rich.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

Trying to spend less time on my phone so I can get back to something I’ve loved since childhood: watching TV.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has viewed:

I want a girlfriend so she can make me do shit like pottery, and I act like I don’t want to go.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

My wife just pulled me into the other room, and I thought she wanted to have a serious talk, but she just wanted to give me M&M’s without the kids seeing.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

Matcha. Dubai chocolate. Jealousy. Green is back in a big way, and likely due to deforestation.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

Doggystyle, so we can both look at the river.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

They call it a coffin because they’re finally coughing up that inheritance.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

I’d imagine the sound of clowns having sex would just be a cacophony of bicycle horns.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has viewed:

I’m awake and working. Please respect my privacy during these trying and emotional times.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

Texting my boss from the job I got laid off from 5 months ago and telling him I have diarrhea.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

So excited to go to bed and have the worst sleep of my life, and wake up exhausted and aching.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on X:

I may join the cicadas this summer and just scream for six weeks straight.

Trending via Instagram:

There’s no way the Scooby Doo gang never found a dead body.

Just shared via Messenger:

The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn.

Just landed via Threads:

Please don’t buy my book on reverse psychology.

Just shared via Discord:

Let’s play a game called you bring me food and I eat it.

Seen just now on Messenger:

No crypto for me, thanks, at least not until I figure out how dollars work.

Breaking via Telegram:

I hope Instagram is still active during the apocalypse, so the zombies can post pics of whose brains they’re currently eating.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Not commenting on your girl’s stuff is weird. I want my man barking in my comments.

Making waves on TikTok:

I hate overhead lighting – trying to mimic the holy sun should be considered sinful. The lamp is much better, mimicking the hearths of our forebears.

Spotted on Threads:

I get ignored so much, my name should be “terms and conditions”.

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