Funny quotes celebrate

11 Funny celebrate quotes

For International Women’s Day, I’m going to celebrate by hitting every curb I see.

2 months ago

I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it’s someone’s birthday and I like to celebrate.

2 months ago

Pretty cool that we all come together on Christmas and celebrate the birth of Santa.

3 months ago

I handed in my exam blank so that the teacher has more time to celebrate Christmas with her family.

3 months ago

I hope you celebrate your birthday like your birth – naked and screaming.

3 months ago

Happy return of “yes of course it’s bedtime, see how dark it is outside” to all parents who celebrate.

3 months ago

Am I the only one who wonders why the Flintstones celebrate Christmas?

3 months ago

Valentine’s Day is a stupid and made up holiday unless someone wants to give me a present in which case I really believe in celebrating it.

3 months ago

Still can’t believe America has a federal holiday to celebrate the hit movie Independence Day.

3 months ago

Please don’t celebrate April Fool’s day if you’re not a fool. My culture is not your costume.

3 months ago

Birthday sex is having sex to celebrate your parents having sex.

3 months ago