12 Funny celebrate quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: The golden rule of three beverages: one to hydrate, one to caffeinate, and one to celebrate.

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  Commentary:
  "Living the trilogy of life: hydrate like a champ, caffeinate like you're on a deadline, and celebrate like it's 5 o'clock somewhere! 🥤☕️🥂"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: For International Women’s Day, I’m going to celebrate by hitting every curb I see.

  Commentary:
  "Who said women can't multitask? Celebrating #InternationalWomensDay while testing out my parallel parking skills! 🚗💁‍♀️ #GirlPower #WatchOutForThoseCurbs"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it’s someone’s birthday and I like to celebrate.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a reason to eat cake when you can just make someone's imaginary birthday a daily celebration? It's like a delicious excuse to indulge in frosting and sprinkles, all in the name of spreading joy through sugar highs!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Pretty cool that we all come together on Christmas and celebrate the birth of Santa.

  Commentary:
  🎅🎄🎁 Well, it seems like Santa might have some competition for the spotlight on Christmas Day! Forget Jesus, it's all about the jolly old man in red, am I right? Who wouldn't want to celebrate the birth of the merry gift-giver himself? Looks like Santa's sleigh is pulling ahead in this festive race! 🤣 #SantaClausIsComingToTown

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I handed in my exam blank so that the teacher has more time to celebrate Christmas with her family.

  Commentary:
  🎄📝 When you hand in a blank exam, you're not just giving your teacher the gift of time – you're also giving them the gift of a good laugh! Who knew spreading holiday cheer could be so creative and daring? Just hoping your teacher won't celebrate by assigning a makeup test after Christmas break! 😉 #HolidaySpirit #CheekyStudent

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I hope you celebrate your birthday like your birth – naked and screaming.

  Commentary:
  “May your birthday bash be as wild as your grand entrance into this world – full of life, noise, and maybe a few embarrassed family members 😜👶🎉 Happy birthday!”

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Happy return of “yes of course it’s bedtime, see how dark it is outside” to all parents who celebrate.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic bedtime struggle returns with a vengeance! 🛌😴 Parents everywhere are rejoicing at the sight of darkness, the ultimate ally in the eternal battle of bedtime. May the force be with you all! 🤣 #ParentingLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Am I the only one who wonders why the Flintstones celebrate Christmas?

  Commentary:
  "Well, maybe it's because they wanted their own version of a 'rockin' Christmas' 🎅🦕 Who wouldn't want to see Dino dressed up as a reindeer? 🦌🪨 #YabbaDabbaDontQuestionTheHolidaySpirit"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Valentine’s Day is a stupid and made up holiday unless someone wants to give me a present in which case I really believe in celebrating it.

  Commentary:
  "Valentine's Day: the one day a year when we switch from eye-rolling cynics to hopeful romantics faster than you can say 'chocolate-covered strawberries' 🍓💘 Who can resist the power of a well-timed gift? 😉 #LoveHateRelationship"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Still can’t believe America has a federal holiday to celebrate the hit movie Independence Day.

  Commentary:
  Well, you know what they say, when a blockbuster movie saves the world from aliens, it deserves its own federal holiday! 🎬🪐🎉 Just imagine the founding fathers in a popcorn-filled cinema, watching Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum saving the day – quite the historical moment! 🍿👽🇺🇸 #IndependenceDay2.0

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