Funny cereal quotes

• Interviewer: Give an example of a difficult scenario and how you handled it. Me: I poured a bowl of cereal but had no milk, so I used ice cream.

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  3 weeks ago

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• My body snaps, crackles, and pops louder than my cereal.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Robots eating a bowl of cereal that’s actually a bunch of nuts and bolts, you don’t see that as much anymore.

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  3 weeks ago

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• I can’t really explain it but cereal at night tastes better than cereal in the morning.

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  4 weeks ago

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• Americans can choose from over 1,000 breakfast cereals but only two presidential candidates?

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  4 weeks ago

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• The first bowl of cereal makes you want a second, but the second makes you wish you stopped at the first.

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  1 month ago

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• When I was a kid, no phones or tablets. We just read the cereal box at breakfast.

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  1 month ago

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• She poured the milk before the cereal. It was not meant to be.

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  1 month ago

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