Funny cereal quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: My body snaps, crackles, and pops louder than my cereal.

  Commentary:
  "Guess I'm the real life cereal commercial! Next stop: breakfast aisle stardom! 🥣😂🎶"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Robots eating a bowl of cereal that’s actually a bunch of nuts and bolts, you don’t see that as much anymore.

  Commentary:
  Looks like these robots decided to upgrade their breakfast menu—no more boring cereal, just a crunchy combo of nuts and bolts! 🥣🤖🔩 Who knew breakfast could be so *metal*-icious? Guess even robots want their mechanical munchies! 😂⚙️

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I can’t really explain it but cereal at night tastes better than cereal in the morning.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that a simple bowl of cereal could have a curfew and a taste preference? 🌙🥣 Forget breakfast for dinner, it's all about midnight munchies in cereal town! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Americans can choose from over 1,000 breakfast cereals but only two presidential candidates?

  Commentary:
  Seems like we have a surplus of cereal options but a scarcity of political options! 🥣🤷‍♂️ Let's hope those cereals are fortified with enough vitamins to help us choose wisely in the next election! 🥇🤔

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