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Looks like true love and urban planning are the new dynamic duo 🍷💑🚶♂️🌆
41 Funny city quotes
Hey there, Delilah, what’s it like in new orc city?
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When you text your friend to ask how many potions you need for the subway ride 🧙♂️🗽😂
Take me down to the Moria city, where the girls are green and the boys are stinky… and even Gandalf said ‘Nope, too freaky!’
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Looks like even Gandalf couldn't handle the epic smell battles and orc-style fashion show! 🧙♂️💨😂
I can’t watch Sex and the City anymore, because I get really upset at how much money these ladies have.
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Can't decide if I'm more jealous of their shoes or their bank accounts! 💸👠😂
I’m not exaggerating when I say, if I ever clogged a toilet at work, I would immediately quit, change my name, and then move to a different city.
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Guess I'll start researching new identities and plane tickets just in case! 🚽✈️🤣
“I could see myself living here,” I said, in a different city for more than 24 hours.
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"Just give me a day and I'll start picking out curtains! 😂🏠✈️"
Theo Von’s entire life is like a raccoon that visits New York City.
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🐾🐙 "Theo Von's life: one part raccoon, two parts unexpected subway adventure. Just waiting for him to ask a pigeon for directions. 🚇🗽"
King Kong should’ve been able to find a better place to hide than the top of the tallest building in the middle of New York City.
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"Maybe King Kong just wanted the best view in town… or he seriously underestimated the size of New York City!" 🦍🌆 #HeightIssues
When it rains in New York, the train starts smelling like hamster.
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Ah, the sweet aroma of New York hamster train tracks mingling with the refreshing scent of rain 🐹🌧️ Who knew urban transportation could be so gourmet? Just the perfect blend of city funk and pet shop chic!
Vatican City should be called Popenhagen.
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🤣 "Move over Vatican City, there's a new capital in town – Popenhagen! Where the Pope and mermaids coexist in perfect harmony. 🧜♂️👑 #HolyCopenhagen" 🤪